I say that so many times myself MM34,,,,,,the part about being blessed to be single,,,,,when I wasn't single,,,,,I remember hearing a lot of that muttering as well,,,,
Well the girls made it home alive from Vegas. He made it back from fishing in the Pacific Ocean too. This means the wedding is a go. I got to babysit their brown son and their black son.
Now the boy has arrived home safely with his sandwich maker and his Pitbull mix. This event seems like it’s going to happen. I’ve been reading up on outer-body experience for the dancing part. Faking my death seemed too extreme.
"BWAHAHAHA!" Now that attention whore knows how WE felt when that illegal alien from Kenya was given the Oval Office. We got over it. Now it's her turn.
I saw that video a while back , the one I saw actually showed about 10 seconds or so before her freak out. But it showed her sitting there , calmly, then she looked at the camera to make sure it was focused on her , then she started her little nutcase spasm. Totally staged.
We have this dancing thing all figured out. She’s just like me. Get this the eff over with. Imagine that. A female version of Meat. At least I’m pretty sure this one is actually mine.
That is it? I expected a play by play of the dreaded dance. Maybe a dip and drop story. Congratulations to your daughter & her new husband.
The dance was cool. Easy as pie. Everything else was amazing! Some crazy lineman with their crazier gals. My daughter was absolutely gorgeous of course. My new son is also one bad dude. My little girl stole the show with a short speech that included an eloquent F-bomb. I rated the wedding at a 10 plus plus on a scale of 1 to 10.
It was an all around awesome event. Only one dude got a little out of hand. Turns out someone told him he could stay at the newlyweds home with the rest of the gang. I used my power of persuasion to calm him down and was able to get him safely into a pickup truck bed to sleep it off. Jockeying the other folks home was a piece of cake. Nice folks. Now they’re off to Maui and the boy off to Oahu with my grand puppy. The wild girl that made the viral speech stays put thank God.
