What would you do?!

You should prolly go looking in the sock drawer for your balls...
She had to hide'em somewhere.....

*ZING*

 

Might be the reason u are married and I'm getting hassled by friends to post a singles ad....
Naaaaw.....

 

Well u got beer and meat ideas so far....
S'pose i should stop trolling you b4 Celery starts quoting CoC and flaggin me...
;p

 

i'm sittin far from the monitor....and been staring at a monitor all day @work already.
*sigh* it's only hump day tomorrow...

You could always take some vacation time from work and REALLY dig into a project....

 

Get after it man, It will prove that your not out drink'n and whore'n, Rather your working for your group benefit !
Besides, Most Irish girls only shoot to scare, Not kill, You'll be ok.

 

Need a list
After which, Priorities' approx. location based on natural disasters, etc.

 

LOL.... this is the second time I'm going to suggest chainmail boxers to fellow Monkey with a wife who where the "Bear Tools" are and how to use them @Yard Dart
This thread reminds me of this.... except maybe grill some bacon wrapped ribeye and a nice potato... then crank up the tunes and go crazy.... just make sure wifey doesn't have secret cameras in the house while she is gone

 

My wife keeps the books, any expenditure would immediately be noticed!
Hmmmmm?
Giving up a little freedom for security, Hmmmmm?

 

you really want to go that route, MindGimper?

 

Well, I'm kind of in that position every day now-except she comes home every night. By that I mean I honestly can't think of anything I could be doing (prep wise) that she wouldn't be on board with. If I go buy a new weapon, she will:
A) Fondle it as much as I do
B) Demand to be there when I bust the cherry
C) Be mad if I didn't buy her one.

She is chomp'in the bit as much as I am waiting for the weather to dry up enough so that I can get on the dozer and start clearing some land we have plans for. Same for starting the smokehouse, greenhouse and rototilling/discing up the garden. I've been ordering prep materials most every day now that I'm home,and there is no flak from that. Only thing I can think of would be going a bit overboard on buying the wireless equipment. She sees the need certainly, but I could-and probably will, purchase more/bigger/better wireless equipment than she thinks I need. Can't do that until I learn more about the subject. Sorry, guess I'm a boring guy.