Toilet paper

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by oil pan 4, May 1, 2020.


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  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    My neighbor (school teacher) wanted a kitchen sprayer adapted off the water closet supply. He had a bunch of parts recommended by a local plumbing supply store.
    He asked me how to make this conversion and showed me his parts. Apparently, they didn't give him the correct parts. I gave him the correct parts list and let him know once he had the parts to give me a shout.
    Also, told him next time he's in the shower turn the water to ALL cold and spray your ASS. He's yet to ask for the conversion. LOL
     
    ColtCarbine, May 3, 2020
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  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Corncob gets inside for the internals tho !!

    S
     
    Cruisin Sloth, May 4, 2020
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  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And it can be cleaned off in the creek and reused. Or turned into a tobacco pipe. (After cleaning, uv cuss.)
     
    ghrit, May 4, 2020
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  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I just installed mine today and tried it out. Normal hookup, cold water, manual lever to activate. I'm surprised, actually. It works fine, no problems, no sudden shock or trauma, no icy jet of water. Mine comes with an inline filter and the water pressure is really good, I can adjust the pressure of the jet from low to high the further I push the lever, and forward is a fine jet as backward is a softer douche. The only thought on my mind is how I've managed this long without it. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MD1MBWK/?tag=survivalmonke-20
    Less than $120 is a steal. Popped right in, installed in minutes. No fuss, either.
     
    Brokor, May 4, 2020
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  5. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    ditch witch, May 4, 2020
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Man....you're doing it wrong....it's meant to be used to wipe one's @$$ not ream it :eek:
     
    chelloveck, May 4, 2020
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  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Ew we ain't cornholing here!
     
    ditch witch, May 5, 2020
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Hoo, boy!! This thread is headed straight for the crapper.
     
    ghrit, May 5, 2020
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  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Actually ,, that's where it started ,,,,:D
     
    SB21, May 5, 2020
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  10. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Heh:LOL:
    Its not just me then....
     
    runswithdogs, May 5, 2020
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  11. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Toilet paper is no joke. Without it we run the risk of wiping our asses with our left hand and then typhoid and cholera spread like wild fire and shitting your self to death becomes a top way to die for the first time in over 100 years (in the United States).
    The top 2 no tech things that can greatly increase life expectancy is a sewer that everyone uses and not putting your hand directly on your shitty ass, assuming there's not always soap and potable water to clean up with afterwards.
     
    oil pan 4, May 5, 2020
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  12. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Learn the forest ,, now don't use the prickly ones !!
    I live in a forest / bush .. best is ceder bows , pull from front to back once per bow .
    Ms @ditch witch
    I did order one of those units for the Woman who visit here in the On suite Water Closet

    Sloth
     
    Cruisin Sloth, May 5, 2020
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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Eating and cooking with sterilised utensils helps a lot too....lack of hygiene and finger food don't mix. :eek:
     
    chelloveck, May 6, 2020
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  14. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    I heard some of the local ass hats that bought a ton of toilet paper from walmart were trying get to return it.
    And Walmart said no.
    Hahahahahahahaha.

    I'm just going to wait for it to go on sale at Sam's Club like I literally always do.
     
    oil pan 4, May 9, 2020
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  15. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    when-an-american-visits-europe_o_4390813.
     
    ColtCarbine, May 10, 2020
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  16. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Now the cult of global warming wants to ban toilet paper.
    Who remembers the 3seashells?
     
    oil pan 4, Apr 6, 2023
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