The Word Association Game

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Song

Salting of the Slug

Salting of the Slug

When first I came to Ireland my fortune there to find.
I met some jolly countrymen, on barbecue we dined.
The talk soon turned to sport and game as the old style we chugged.
They said lad you have not lived till you have salt the slug.

We raised high our shakers full of Morton's finest grain (grind?).
We crept out to the garden damp the creature there to find.
We watched each creature swell and pop, did thrill me to the core.
And every slug did learn that night that when it rains it pours.

So if you're e'er in Ireland, quaffing Angel brew.
And hearty lads and lassies fair do salt a slug or two.
Pray join the sporting company forsaking sex and drugs.
God bless us jolly salterers and have pity on the slugs

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 16, 2013

#8041
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Gross

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8042
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Profits

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Apr 18, 2013

#8043
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Loss

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 18, 2013

#8044
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Of LIFE

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8045
ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

ashes

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Apr 18, 2013

#8046
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Dust

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 18, 2013

#8047
Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

off

For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know!

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." Winston Churchill

"...before honor is humility." Proverbs 18:12

Sapper John, Apr 18, 2013

#8048
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Med evac

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 18, 2013

#8049
Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

leave!

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The sun is always shining in my world!

Survival; it's all a matter of perspective:
What you consider Survival Skills, I might just call Livin' Life!
I have nothing to hide and everything to protect.

Tracy, Apr 18, 2013

#8050
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Bye

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 18, 2013

#8051
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Later

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Apr 18, 2013

#8052
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

gator

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8053
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Champions.

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Apr 18, 2013

#8054
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

we are, my friend

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8055
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Queen

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Apr 18, 2013

#8056
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Mary

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8057
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Virgin

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Apr 18, 2013

#8058
Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

Where?

For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know!

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." Winston Churchill

"...before honor is humility." Proverbs 18:12

Sapper John, Apr 18, 2013

#8059
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

nowhere

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 18, 2013

#8060

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The Word Association Game

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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The Word Association Game

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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