The Word Association Game

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

foot

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 25, 2012

#2701
TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

mouth

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love

If we do not lay ourselves in the service of mankind, whom should we serve?
- John Adams

Other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring. and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.
- John 10:16

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle

TheEconomist, Jan 25, 2012

#2702
Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

I did not have sex with that woman!

si vis pacem, para bellum,

"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficient. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."
-- Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis

Seacowboys, Jan 25, 2012

#2703
Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

liar

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The sun is always shining in my world!

Survival; it's all a matter of perspective:
What you consider Survival Skills, I might just call Livin' Life!
I have nothing to hide and everything to protect.

Tracy, Jan 25, 2012

#2704
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

pants on fire

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jan 25, 2012

#2705
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Clinton

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 25, 2012

#2706
Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

clowns

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Jan 25, 2012

#2707
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

jesters

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jan 25, 2012

#2708
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Fools

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 25, 2012

#2709
gprod55 Monkey+++

sheeple

gprod55, Jan 25, 2012

#2710
Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

Reading back through these posts here, it is evident there are definite patterns to the cognitive processes of our board membership, at least those of us that are amused by this thread.
It amuses me that we all think ourselves as singularly unique yet we seem to be so damned transparent and predictable in our responses to certain stimuli.

si vis pacem, para bellum,

"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficient. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."
-- Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis

Seacowboys, Jan 25, 2012

#2711
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Sea, after reading your diatribe i can only come up with one word.

Erudite.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 25, 2012

#2712
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Crap

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jan 25, 2012

#2713

VisuTrac likes this.
Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

fertilizer

For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know!

"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." Winston Churchill

"...before honor is humility." Proverbs 18:12

Sapper John, Jan 25, 2012

#2714
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

useful Politicians, if you could find a good wood chipper

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jan 25, 2012

#2715

Alpha Dog, Cephus and VisuTrac like this.
Alpha Dog survival of the breed

Screwed

" We Will Fight Them Sir, Til Hell Freezes Over, And Then, Sir , We Will Fight Them On Ice! "
~Unknown Confederate Soldier~

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."
(General R.E. Lee)

Alpha Dog, Jan 25, 2012

#2716
ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

blued

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Jan 25, 2012

#2717
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

tattooed

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 25, 2012

#2718
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

hot hot hot Kat Von Do

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Jan 25, 2012

#2719
limpingbear future cancer survivor....

here is one.....adultery.....

limpingbear, Jan 26, 2012

#2720

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The Word Association Game

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

gprod55 Monkey+++

Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Alpha Dog survival of the breed

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

limpingbear future cancer survivor....

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The Word Association Game

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

gprod55 Monkey+++

Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Alpha Dog survival of the breed

ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

limpingbear future cancer survivor....

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