The Beer Tent

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  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Dos Equis Amber is preferred by the Bard. The light malt taste and bronze color is enought to settle even the most upset stomach.
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    And today , is the birth of the Beer Can..


    http://www.bcca.com/history/overview4.php

    The "official" birthday of the beer can is January 24, 1935. That's the day cans of Krueger's Finest Beer and Krueger's Cream Ale first went on sale in Richmond, VA.
     
  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Hey, I found a deliscious beer for those of the non-miller super duper ultra light persuasion: Warsteiner Dunkel. This is a great german dark bier.

    [booze]
    prodDunkel.
     
  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Having some Molson Golden in the bottle tonight.
    I keep them on the front porch and they are starting to get frozen/frosty when I open them. No school or work tomorrow so I might-should-am- drink them all ASAP.
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    SO I was having problems communicating properly with my wife just now. She says I'm slurring. I';m not. ;)

    ANyways, was thinking about my beer being too cold to drink and freezing my esoph-o-throat and found this. Not a bad idea for the tinkerer

    What follows is my story about a shed, a warm beer and a home made jet engine. It is being presented for entertainment purposes only and no-one should attempt to emulate what I have done here. The risks should be obvious but it is worth pointing out that beer is a very dangerous substance when used without due care.

    Please be careful!

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    UPDATE: Sunday 29th July 2001
    As this site has appeared on www.slashdot.org and is experiencing slightly increased traffic I would like to add a few extra comments...

    1. Guinness was used as it is an internationally recognised beer. I would have used a good, well known American beer but that is like finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
    2. In my opinion I do not recommend using this technology for cooling overclocked AMD processors. Saying this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I work for another processor maker who I probably shouldn't mention but who want me to say you should all buy P4s.
    3. Yes, I am the same guy who did the Star Wars Asciimation (www.asciimation.co.nz) thing a few years back and this is what I've been doing instead.
    4. Sorry Mum.

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    UPDATE: Tuesday 21st May 2002
    As you can see below I finally bought the small, old, British car I always wanted. For those interested it is a 1970 MGB-GT. Unfortunately this does present me with a problem. My shed is now somewhat lacking in space!

    You will note the second, improved engine/beer cooler I built will not fit into the back of an MGB! I now plan to build a smaller, more portable version of the engine. Perhaps suitcase sized to make it handy to take to parties. What I need is a much smaller turbo. Something off a small car or a motorcycle perhaps.

    If anyone in the Auckland area would like to sponser me a turbo I would be very glad to add their name and details as a thank you in helping to further the cause. Please contact me at
    coldone @ this domain

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    THE JET POWERED BEER COOLER

    In New Zealand there are two things that are the essence of being a 'good Kiwi bloke'. These are of course playing rugby and having a shed.

    Not being built for playing rugby I have had to go with the shed. I may not know a rugby hoop from a cricket stick but I know my shed like the head of my hammer. A shed is a place where a kiwi bloke spends much of his time alone surrounded by his tools, current and past half finished projects and the collection of parts and material usually referred to by others (typically wives/girlfriends) as 'that pile of junk'.

    Here is a picture of my shed.

    <center>[​IMG]</center> My shed is in fact really a garage as I live in suburbia but for the purposes of this story a shed it will be. Luckily I don't own a car. If I ever do get a car it will be something to tinker with and be small, old and British. Just like my mum.

    Here you see my shed just before I started working on something important and it became messy.

    As has been mentioned many long and productive hours are spent in the shed by kiwi blokes. Many fine inventions such as the hydraulic sheep potter and the double headed golf club have been produced as the result of much blood, sweat and beers. And herein lies the dilemma.

    Beer.

    A session in the shed is typically an all day affair. Starting very early in the morning and going through until late at night when the light fades to the point that you can't see and hit your thumb with a hammer a bloke will not leave his shed for anything (Hint: Empty paint cans can be very useful here). All supplies must be taken in at the start of the shed session. And the most essential of these supplies is beer.

    But how to keep the beer cold?

    To illustrate the problem here is a typical scene inside the shed. This beer has been sitting on the bench for some time and as you can see it is at 14 C, not a temperature suitable for consumption!

    <center>[​IMG]</center> A closer inspection of the can shows how it quite clearly states 'SERVE EXTRA COLD'. It is interesting to note that here is one of few times a bloke will actually read the instructions for anything. Ever.
    <center>[​IMG]</center> Now this presented me with a problem. How do I keep my beer in the shed all day yet have it cold and ready to drink at a moments notice?

    My first solution to this problem was ice. Here is a picture of some of the early experiments.

    <center>[​IMG]</center> Unfortunately that small quantity of ice would not keep multiple beers cold during the course of a day in the shed. And no, you cannot, not under any circumstances, put ice into the beer. No!

    It was obvious I had to come up with a better solution to the problem.

    I knew from some long forgotten physics lecture that when a liquid expands into a gas it will draw heat from its surroundings. And I happened to have a source of a suitable liquid right in my shed in the form of a LPG cylinder (liquid petroleum gas). Obviously it would not do to evaporate vast quantities of a flammable gas into the closed confines of my garage. That would probably be dangerous. What I needed was a way to remove the dangerous gas. The solution was obvious. The gas is flammable so why not burn it. Burning the gas with a normal burner would not use up the gas fast enough to give me any serious cooling. What I needed was a way to use up a lot of fuel very, very quickly.

    What I needed was a jet engine!

    As everyone knows jet engines use a lot of fuel. And a smallish one running in my shed would use up enough fuel from my gas bottle to sufficiently cool my beer.

    I went to work. A jet engine in its simplest form consists of a COMBUSTOR where fuel is burnt to heat air, a TURBINE extracting energy from the heated air and a COMPRESSOR which is turned by the turbine to provide air to the combustor. I knew that a common turbocharger from a car engine has two of these three things, the compressor and the turbine. All I needed to add was the third, the combustor. After much investigating and designing and building and dodgy welding I built my engine.

    Here it is after an early test run.

    <center>[​IMG]</center> You can see the cooling effect on the gas tank by the layer of ice that forms on it.
    <center>[​IMG]</center> All that was necessary now was to place the tank in a container holding a quantity of water and add the cans of beer and fire this baby up!
    <center>[​IMG]</center> The more observant of you may notice the air hose joining the compressor to the combustor was replaced with a PVC pipe. This was a very, very bad idea as PVC gets soft when it gets hot and it tends to part company with the engine at the most inopportune moments!

    And now the results.

    The experiment was a complete success (apart from that PVC thing). Here is the LPG tank in water before an engine run with the beer at 11 C. The rubber cord over the tank is to stop it bobbing about in the water (as the beer cans do).

    <center>[​IMG]</center> And here is the final result after running the engine for about 5 minutes. The engine itself will run at up to 100000 rpm with exhaust temperatures of around 500 C and noise levels in excess of 125 dBA. The beer is successfully chilled to a nice cool 2 C.
    <center>[​IMG]</center> Which is a very good thing because a cold beer is just what you need when you're standing in shed with a jet engine running in the middle of it heating things up!


    <center> COMING SOON - Kerosene fuelled afterburner/sausage sizzler! </center>
     
  6. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    No wonder you haven't answered your phone this morning. Your still drunk!
     
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Partly true sir Bard.

    We also lost power last night so I got to put the Melbo_portable_heater_network to the test.

    I made a lot of noise, got everything hooked up and lit and the power came back on just before Sharon woke up at 2:14.

    I'm sitting in the middle of the bedroom floor with large propane cans, heaters and a Surefire hanging out of my mouth and a Golden nest to me... with the lights on.

    Was fun
     
  8. FalconDance

    FalconDance Neighborhood Witch

    It's far too cold for a beer right now, but in your honor, Clyde, I just had a nice hot buttered rum.......and I think I'll have another in penance for it not being a beer ;).
     
  9. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Ok. I am in Chicago for a few days on business. Planning on having a few "probably not so beer like beverages" to post in the beer tent.

    Thanks for the liquid thoughts falcon dance...hot buttered rum is great on a -30 Wind Chill day!
    [booze]
     
  10. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Tonight is "Open that Bottle" night.

    ~where you get to open that special bottle you've been saving~[booze]
     
  11. jwells

    jwells Monkey+++

    I need a beer tonight...instead I'm in the Library. Hopefully tomorrow I can get to one of the Rogue Dead Guy Ale's in the fridge....hopefully.

    I'm thinking about homebrewing...my friends and I want to give it a go, make a nice amber beer.
     
  12. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Melbo has homebrewed.

    In accordance with page 201 section 5 of the Bard Code of Conduct:

    All meetings should be preceeded by 3-4 Guiness Pints, served at the proper termperture. This helps because:

    1) Give one the opportunity to get up in the middle of the meeting to "get some air."

    2) Guiness leaves no after taste or alcoholic smell, therefore, it can even help one prepare for a meeting at church.

    3) It can make one be smarter than they actually are.

    Signing off,
    Clyde the Bard
     
  13. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    and I'm stuck with a room temperature Bud Light in a can tonight.
    Yes, I once made some fabulous homebrews.
    Best ever was Uckleduckfay Stout. Both Beer and a Breakfast
     
  14. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    March 8, 2007

    Dear Beer Diary,

    I drank guiness last night and listened to this song at the bar. I love beer:

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    <table style="width: 511px; height: 2098px;" border="0"><tbody><tr><td width="70%">Rufus Wainwright, Hallelujah
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    I've heard there was a secret chord
    That David played, and it pleased the Lord
    But you don't really care for music, do you?
    It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
    The minor fall, the major lift
    The baffled king composing Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah

    Your faith was strong, but you needed proof
    You saw her bathing on the roof
    Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you;
    She tied you to a kitchen chair,
    She broke your throne, she cut your hair,
    And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah

    Maybe I've been here before
    I know this room, I've walked this floor
    I used to live alone before I knew you
    I've seen your flag on the marble arch
    Love is not a victory march
    It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah

    There was a time you let me know
    What's real and going on below
    But now you never show it to me, do you?
    And remember when I moved in you,
    The Holy Dark was moving too
    And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah

    Maybe there's a God above
    And all I ever learned from love
    Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you;
    It's not a cry you can hear at night
    It's not somebody who's seen the light
    It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah

    Hallelujah, Hallelujah
    Hallelujah, Hallelujah


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  15. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Just for you , Clyde..

    http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5384473\


    New fridge can toss you a beer
    <!--subtitle--><!--byline-->By Estes Thompson
    The Associated Press
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    <SCRIPT language=JavaScript> var requestedWidth = 0; </SCRIPT><SCRIPT language=JavaScript> if(requestedWidth < 200){ requestedWidth = 200; } </SCRIPT>[​IMG] A refrigerator built by Duke University engineering graduate John Cornwell of Atlanta, Ga. can toss a can of beer to your couch with the click of a remote control. (AP)



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    Raleigh, N.C. - When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle.
    So the engineering graduate built himself a contraption to help remind him of campus life: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control.
    "I conceived it right after I got out," said Cornwell, a May 2006 graduate from Huntington, N.Y. "I missed the college scene. It embodies the college spirit that I didn't want to let go of." It took the 22-year-old Cornwell about 150 hours and $400 in parts to modify a mini-fridge common to many college dorm rooms into the beer-tossing machine, which can launch 10
    Beer Buddy

    • Watch video of the beer-launching refrigerator.

    cans of beer from its magazine before needing a reload.
    With a click of the remote, fashioned from a car's keyless entry device, a small elevator inside the refrigerator lifts a beer can through a hole and loads it into the fridge's catapult arm. A second click fires the device, tossing the beer up to 20 feet - "far enough to get to the couch," he said.
    Is there a foam explosion when the can is opened? Not if the recipient uses "soft hands" to cradle the can when caught, Cornwell said.
    In developing his beer catapult, Cornwell said he dented a few walls and came close to accidentally throwing a can through his television. He's since fine-tuned the machine to land a beer where he usually sits at home, on what he called "a right-angle couch system." For now, the machine throws only cans, although Cornwell has thought about making a version that can throw a bottle. The most beer he has run through the machine was at a party, when he launched a couple of 24-can cases.
    "I did launch a lot watching the Super Bowl," he said. "My friends are the reason I built it. I told them about the idea and hyped it so much and I had to go through with it." A video featuring the device is a hit on the Internet, where more than 600,000 people have watched it at metacafe.com, earning Cornwell more than $3,000 from the Web site.
    Cornwell said he has talked to a brewing company about the machine, but right now only one exists. Asked if he might start building some for sale, he said: "I'm keeping that option open, depending on interest." When Cornwell was a student at Duke he participated in the engineering school's robotic basketball contests, said mechanical engineering Professor Bob Kielb. He said students tried to build a robot that could retrieve a pingpong ball and toss it into a small hoop. "He always did well in it," Kielb said. "He came up with completely unique ideas."
     
  16. FalconDance

    FalconDance Neighborhood Witch

    Disclaimer: I am no beer afficiando. IMO, American beer = lager = pisswater for the most part. The Trappist monks in Bavaria can brew some of the best stuff but the imported versions don't live up to the Euro version.

    Having said that, have any of you tried Black Sheep Brewery's Holy Grail Ale? Husband and I picked up a single bottle New Year's Eve (with a bottle of French (boo) sparkly that turned out to be dee-licious!) to try and just opened it tonight. Talk about GOOD! Dark, slightly bitter. A just over pt bottle costs between $3 and $5 depending on the retailer. I think we'll build up a small store of bottles for the "just in case ofs". ;)

    ~Falcon
     
  17. RJB

    RJB Monkey+++

    I don't drink anything, but once a month or so now but

    I love Dark beer. It slows my drinking down and I tend to make less of an a-- of myself. My favorites are Whatney's Cream Stout, Guiness, New Castle Brown ale, Tucher Dunkle. I also usually like anything by Anchor and Henry Weinhardt.

    When it comes to yellow beers, I drink Milwauke's Best. I really don't see much differnce other than price. I find it to be a very loyal beer. If I leave a six pack in a friends fridge, I can usually come back a few weeks later and find the beer waiting for me :)

    The worse beer is Rainier Beer. I was stationed at Whidbey Island, Washington my last year in the Marines (it was a Navy base. I used to sing Kermit the Frog's song: "It's Not Easy Being Green.") Anyway, Dave and I were the only ones with cars. So we'd go on beer runs together. About ten different guys would give us money and request ten different brands of beer. Dave and I would act like we were listening to the orders, then we'd go out, pool all the money together and buy as much of the cheapest crap as we could. People would whine until they had finished a beer or two and then the whining would cease and the good times would start. This happeded about 6 times in a row until the guys wised up and started sending someone else besides Dave and I.

    Wow that was a long post. I'll shut up now[touchdown]
     
  18. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    all posts about beer are too short. Welcome to the beer tent.

    Guiness is one of the best beers for paced imbiding. It actually is one of the original low carb beers and it has a fairly low alcohol content compared to other beers. I can drink about 2 pints an hour for 8 or so hours and still feel just fine. One can never go wrong with Guiness.
     
  19. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I bought a 6 pack of Guinness and a 6 of Bass today. Going to try my habd at pouring bottled black and tans today.
     
  20. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Anyone tried this?
    I tried it the other night while chatting with Melbo from a Lounge, Not bad, smooth light and easy for those who dont like beer.
     
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