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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

And now these start to flood into the mailbox

with a full letter humblebragging about little Johnny or that vacation I couldn't afford....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 23, 2018

#19941

Gator 45/70, oldman11, SB21 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19942

Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 4 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

long before the day really arrives, everyone is burned out and...

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 23, 2018

#19943

Gator 45/70, oldman11, SB21 and 2 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 23, 2018

#19944

Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19945

Grandpa Patch, Gator 45/70 and oldman11 like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19946

Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 6 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

who could ever forget Bill the Cat?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 23, 2018

#19947

john316, Gator 45/70, OldDude49 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19948

Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70, OldDude49 and 2 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Bloom County - Wikipedia

in case you missed this the 1st time around

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 23, 2018

#19949

Gator 45/70, oldman11, tbf8170 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19950

Grandpa Patch, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19951

Gator 45/70, Zimmy, oldman11 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 23, 2018

#19952

Gator 45/70, Zimmy, oldman11 and 4 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Squirrel doesn't see what all the Black Friday fuss is about.

hot diggity, Nov 23, 2018

#19953

SB21, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 4 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Bat man?

hot diggity, Nov 23, 2018

#19954

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Nov 23, 2018

#19955

natshare, tbf8170, Grandpa Patch and 13 others like this.
arleigh Goophy monkey

The English do not even abide by the rules of English .
Just like some easterners don't know the letter "R"

arleigh, Nov 23, 2018

#19956

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Nov 23, 2018

#19957

tbf8170, arleigh, Gator 45/70 and 7 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 24, 2018

#19958

Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70, hot diggity and 1 other person like this.
Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

That's nuts. Probably one of the creepy people working the mess halls at Harmony Church

Boldly going nowhere

Zimmy, Nov 24, 2018

#19959

mysterymet, Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Jesus Christ! A dog rug and we wonder why our country is in such bad shape.

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 24, 2018

#19960

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