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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

You are not what you eat - you become what you eat.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 12, 2018

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Note to young men....keep your day job.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 12, 2018

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Art posters for today

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 12, 2018

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Nov 12, 2018

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Random Memes.

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 12, 2018

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Nov 12, 2018

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

O-O.

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 12, 2018

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

maw-maw

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 12, 2018

#19768

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Nov 12, 2018

#19769

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Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

"You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".
Molôn Labé!

Wild Trapper, Nov 13, 2018

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

What kind of dog is this?

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 13, 2018

#19771

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........

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 13, 2018

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SB21 Monkey+++

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

O-O.

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Reality,,,
Have a boy,,,, you worry about 1dick
Have a girl,,,,, you worry about millions of dicks

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Nov 13, 2018

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

What kind of dog is this?

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Easy. Deerhound!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 13, 2018

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Nov 13, 2018

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

OldDude49 said: ↑

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No wonder Donald is enamoured of him....Vlad just loves pussies....like Donald.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 13, 2018

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.........

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 13, 2018

#19777

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Siblings. They're just like that!

hot diggity, Nov 13, 2018

#19778

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Nov 13, 2018

#19779

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Word

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Nov 13, 2018

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