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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

SB21 said: ↑

Call me,,I have the front row seat tickets for sale,,,,get'em while they last,,,there's a 2 day sale on them right now,,,,,
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And as an added bonus,Bring your filet knife!

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

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Gator 45/70 said: ↑

And as an added bonus,Bring your filet knife!

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I'm sending updates to folks who have gone inland (mostly into historical flood zones). This will be fun.

hot diggity, Sep 12, 2018

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

And as an added bonus,Bring your filet knife!

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that will definitely keep Donald the Magnificent away!

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 12, 2018

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

and two Kiwi sharks....

Not the Fish You Were Looking For

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Sep 12, 2018

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Sep 12, 2018

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Oh Chello!!!

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Sep 12, 2018

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

SHARKNADO 2018!!!!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Of course, it's off course. The murph has spoken and says that the MSM has it's haiduppit's butt. Again.

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Sep 13, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Only problem is it looks like it might loop back up the western part of the state so the flooding will go on, and on, and on....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

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In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

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In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 13, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

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In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Sep 13, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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Pyromaniacs Rule!...
(What do you mean “thats not what you were talking about?”)

Some people just need a gentle pat on the head....
With a Caber.

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