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Motomom34 Monkey+++

Sleep when you can. Carr Fire California

Because Nice Matters

Motomom34, Jul 30, 2018

#18601

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Motomom34 Monkey+++

Heroes fighting the Carr Fire

Because Nice Matters

Motomom34, Jul 30, 2018

#18602

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Wild Trapper said: ↑

No comment! Ha!
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But I've met @hot diggity and he's in North Carolina, and looks different than his license photo... I'm so confused...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 30, 2018

#18603

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hank2222 Monkey+++

I found this today

As my dad used to say ..life hard enough but benign stupid just makes it harder

hank2222, Jul 30, 2018

#18604

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Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

But I've met @hot diggity and he's in North Carolina, and looks different than his license photo... I'm so confused...
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See there, they probably stole his vote and cast it for killary. Can't trust a liberal.

"You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".
Molôn Labé!

Wild Trapper, Jul 30, 2018

#18605

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Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

"You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".
Molôn Labé!

Wild Trapper, Jul 31, 2018

#18606

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 31, 2018

#18607

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jul 31, 2018

#18608

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jul 31, 2018

#18609

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 31, 2018

#18610

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 31, 2018

#18611

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 31, 2018

#18612

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 31, 2018

#18613

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jul 31, 2018

#18614

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

3M-TA3 said: ↑

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Reminds me of my HS girlfriend's father.

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Jul 31, 2018

#18615

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GuitarPlayer Monkey++

GuitarPlayer, Jul 31, 2018

#18616

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

His words have the liberals and Democrats pegged exactly!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jul 31, 2018

#18617

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

DKR said: ↑

LOL
While going to college, I worked a gas station on the weekends (yes - was a gas jockey for Union 76)

Wore a uniform shirt and everything. Name tag? Said "Tex". It's an old Arizona joke....

This was so far back in history, that the intersection (Grant and Alvernon) had a station on each corner.

Now - the former site is a fast food joint...

(Google Maps)
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All I have left is the letter opener

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Jul 31, 2018

#18618

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 31, 2018

#18619

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

GuitarPlayer said: ↑

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This quote assumes that there had been a debate in the first place...the political motivational / demotivational Posters thread in The Inferno forum is a testament to the notion that slander substitutes for debate at all.

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Jul 31, 2018

#18620

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