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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Crap those are men’s jeans? I was thinking I’d like to have a couple pair but then again I’m a WOMAN! Attention sissy boys: most ladies like their men with the ol’ twig and berries. Grow a pair and ditch your girlie pants.
     
  2. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Hell, I like em' Wonder how a pouch of Levi Garrett would look in the rear pocket?

    Now Levi Garrett is not any good until you fart on it 3 times, I'm sure a stain will never show up in those baby's.
    Do they come with a free soap pod?
     
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  3. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    I don't give Levi Strauss & Co any of my money. There's a giant corporation actively using the money you give them to fight for more gun control. They've been on my list for years. Wonder how long it'll be before I have to go back to wearing animal hides because all the corporate players are on the wrong side... (n)
     
  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Guess there's more than one way to get into a woman's pants - some men will take a woman out on a date and others just buy the pants...
     
  5. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    WRONG...My Dad worked for IBM (short hair, clean cut and suit every day) and I had long hair, rock and roll...party time and wore BLUE jeans and mostly tee shirts every day. Use to catch hell for it but didn't care. BTW - still the same now as before, just don't have the long hair.

    The dress and colors of the past have changed and there is probably some pretty good reasons for the change. Things in history that were not good ideas go away and it only takes "special" people to repeat history and bring the bad ideas back.

    I don't know what's up with the freakshow happening in the big cities, but I live in the country and anyone wearing those pants here would be laughed at and labeled just like every guy here has done for good reason. That crap is what you see in Portland and Seattle and the Libtards that wear it there are the ones ruining both states.
     
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  6. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    My point exactly. (the post you quoted was heavy on the sarcasm.)
     
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I thought they were just Levi's Easter colors....
     
  8. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

     
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  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I saw that In San Francisco , A being was taking a squirt in a mens washroom beside my urinal , a long-hair with a better moustache than I ... The Being had better boobs than most girls , perky low cut WAIT WTF !! Beans & Franks with Boobs ..

    Get Back Home !!
     
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  10. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    [LMAO]
     
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  12. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Yeah, WTF, over???
     
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  13. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    wouldn't it be just terrible if many of these mass shootings were actually setup by the deep state or such types to try to get more control and remove rights?
     
  14. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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  15. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    They don't set them all up, they would get caught sooner or later. It would appear based on observations in FL that they do allow them to happen. Protecting the potential shooter with an umbrella of incompetence and inactivity.
    With the lack of anyone seeing anything, vanishing evidence and witnesses, Vegas has to be some degree of conspiracy. This appears to be the exception rather than the norm.
     
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  16. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Sass and I have had the same discussions but then the black helos seem to always show up over the house[tinfoil101]
     
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  17. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    I recall one of the sandyhook fathers... could swear he looked just like an actor in a movie or video I saw long time back...

    and seem to recall he was laughing? and smiling? just before his speech?

    many many things were very odd about that incident... ya I know... tin foil hat time right...

    and those things were never looked into... not really... hey... there are still arguments over Waco...

    although Ruby Ridge did seem to get sorta settled... the first Bundy thing is still argued as well...

    the 2nd one and the shooting of a man with his hands up is interesting...

    and then there is the video where the officer shoots the guy that was unarmed and complying...

    sadly I have said things in the past about odd stuff in such happenings...

    only to be later proven closer to the truth then most...

    but what eves...

    oh... Fabian Society... symbol... Wolf in a Sheep skin... not important though... YMMV?
     
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  18. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    They had their crisis actors out in full force for sandyhook.
     
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  19. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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