Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Gator 45/70

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    .........

    traitors.
     
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  2. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Picture = 1000 words - all very vulgar and laced with copious amounts of profanity.
     
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  3. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Yup, in my sleep. It's as natural as shaving without a mirror.
     
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  4. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Okay. I'll bite. What is it?
     
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  5. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Blackout drive light switch. Standard equipment on military vehicles before night vision equipment. Flip a switch the wrong way in a combat zone and you are an instant target. Flip it the right way and illuminate a pair of lights about as bright as an illuminated door bell. You still can't see where you're going at more than a walking pace. Just remember that two lights become one just about the time you hear the crunch. If you're lucky you might be able to see well enough to get where you're going before the sun comes up.
     
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  6. techsar

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    Haha! I had to tape half of it up because they were still too bright...but I also could work at night without lights ;)
     
  7. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    sorry-if-my-patriotism-offends-you.

    someone_in_my_house.

    IYLB2682.
     
  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Anchorage Fur Rondy Snow sculpture - The Guardian. The figure is 8 feet tall. 1st place for the AA Division, three member team. In essence, 1st place for the contest. Done by my Son-in-law and two friends, one with advanced MS.
    (see Bittersweet victory for Fur Rondy snow sculpture winner)


    (Here are the 2018 award-winning Fur Rondy snow sculptures)
    Wolf sleeping in a hollow log. Pic at link. This team was my daughter, grand-daughter and my SIL's brother, who flew up from the L-48 to help.
    2nd place in the same division - so a one-two win for the kiddos.

    The wolf figure is based on a detailed drawing from my g-daughter.

    What? Hell yes I'm proud of them, they busted ass to make a massive snow block into Art
     
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  9. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    @DKR , the second image isn't loading for me.
     
  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    I put up a link to the newspaper story - they have something that keeps it from hot-linking.
     
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  11. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    I downloaded them and attached to this post, for ya. You see how large the first one is, after loading an image taken from a bit further away.
    SNOW+SCULPTURE4.
    Both are very nice works, for sure.
    SnowSculpture-03.
     
  12. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    If you have been to Austin, you already know what this is about...

    Grackles not just plain Grackles but Mexican Long tailed Grackles

    Protected by the FedGov. Sadly, the FedGov won't come and wash your car.....

    HEB = large grocery chain in Texas.
     
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  13. T. Riley

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    They are all over the parking lots of SE Texas. They are filthy beast.
     
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  14. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Fits right in with the Fed protected Mexican black buzzard. The ms-13 of buzzards has moved out the turkey buzzard and kills young stock and game. Local wardens mostly look the other way when we subject them to the three S rule.
     
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  15. natshare

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    Or, you know, paint by number, on black velvet?? :rolleyes::whistle:
     
  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  17. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  18. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    250Mpeeps.
     
  19. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    2018-02-21-00de3b51_large.
     
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  20. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow



     
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