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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 23, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 23, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 23, 2018

#16683

tbf8170, oldman11, 3M-TA3 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 23, 2018

#16684

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 23, 2018

#16685

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mysterymet Monkey+++

mysterymet, Jan 24, 2018

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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Can I borrow your pen?

hot diggity, Jan 24, 2018

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mysterymet Monkey+++

Remember, when eating MREs you have to balance the ones that stop you up with the ones that get “things” moving...

mysterymet, Jan 24, 2018

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

MRE = Meal Refuses to Exit

Anybody eating that pile of MRE's would need about ten gallons of water to consume with them.

I never found an MRE that got anything moving. Is that something new?

hot diggity, Jan 24, 2018

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mysterymet Monkey+++

hot diggity said: ↑

MRE = Meal Refuses to Exit

Anybody eating that pile of MRE's would need about ten gallons of water to consume with them.

I never found an MRE that got anything moving. Is that something new?
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Chili Mac MRE always gets me moving...

mysterymet, Jan 24, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

MRE= Meals rejected by Ethiopians....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 24, 2018

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

RCW's (Ration Cold Weather) are the only food I've ever knowingly eaten that was preserved with shellac. It was right there on the ingredients for the nut mix. I could never eat the almonds after reading that, and would offer them in trade or give them away.

hot diggity, Jan 24, 2018

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 24, 2018

#16693

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 24, 2018

#16694

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jan 24, 2018

#16695

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 25, 2018

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 25, 2018

#16697

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

@ditch witch would you wear these?!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 25, 2018

#16698

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Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

@ditch witch would you wear these?!

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Uhmm. No!! I would like to see some gal doin a line dance in them..

How would your ancestors look upon your life and deed's??
Pro Libertate

TAKE note:
A lion has risen from His Lair, A Destroyer of nations has set out,
Left his own place to Ruin your land,
To Demolish and Depopulate your cities.
Jeremiah 4:7

The second amendment is not about the taking of game. It is about the resistance to those of government that would unjustly exert their will over the citizens by the use of force through THEIR standing army, the abc agencies.

The militia is the peoples standing army.

Reference; Hon. J Story

Dont, Jan 25, 2018

#16699
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

I was in Lynnwood, WA yesterday , Saw yd TRUCK , LARGE dog grey (dane) in a black truck & thought of YD dogs .
Sloth

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 26, 2018

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