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  1. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    why people in Oregon are not allowed to pump their own gas.
    org2. org.
     
    T. Riley, Jan 4, 2018
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  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    HILARITY on Twitter and elsewhere today! Pump your own gas is only being allowed in counties with smaller populations, and heads are EXPLODING all over the place. Twitchy article, if you are interested: OH NO! Oregonians lose their minds...over having to pump their own gas!

    I heard on the radio that we were being lambasted on the early morning shows. One announcer mentioned that Oregonians would probably buy more electric cars so they wouldn't have tp pump their own gas, while another retorted that they would complain if they had to plug them in to recharge by themselves. THEY thought it was funny - I think it's probably going to happen.

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    3M-TA3, Jan 4, 2018
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  3. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    A good portion of a whole state too stupid to pump their own gas and they vote democrat.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.
    (Plus I don't belive in coincidence)
     
    oil pan 4, Jan 4, 2018
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Naw, The rational for not doing Self-Service in Oregon, was to employee Young men, and keep them busy, until the grew up, and aquired some Brains... Now days that isn’t an issue because most young men, don’t need the jobs, as Mommy. & Daddy pay for everything...
     
    BTPost, Jan 4, 2018
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  5. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    It was jobs, lots of entry level jobs. Didn't ever pay as much as welfare, but they were earning the money.
     
    Gray Wolf, Jan 4, 2018
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  6. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    I have purchased gas in Oregon one time and the "attendant" that filled my tank looked like he was on crack. He scared me to death. What are the qualification of these people, presently vertical?
     
    T. Riley, Jan 4, 2018
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    You can't pump your own gas in NJ either. Has been that way for at least 70 years, and the excuse is fire codes. I have no idea, but some of those gas jockeys probably need help to eat.
     
    ghrit, Jan 4, 2018
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  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    The only advantage I can see to having attendants is that it adds a bit of security especially after dark, but I've never encountered any issues when I lived outside the state.

    The portion of Oregon allowed to pump their own gas are the smaller populated counties that also just happen to be 99% red. The squeals are coming from the densely populated blue areas. Just a coincidence... I'm sure...
     
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    3M-TA3, Jan 4, 2018
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 5, 2018
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  10. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Shovel.......... 1/10th of an inch? I just sleep in til the morning sun burns it off.
    Love the South! :cool:
     
    Seawolf1090, Jan 5, 2018
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  11. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    If while waming the car you spend some time simply driving in and out of the drive and packing it down you don't have to do any shoveling and usually no one else will use your parking place.
     
    arleigh, Jan 5, 2018
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  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Sneaux Where?
     
    Gator 45/70, Jan 5, 2018
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  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, Jan 5, 2018
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  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 5, 2018
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  15. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2018
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  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2018
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  17. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Jan 6, 2018
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  18. Ganado

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    Ganado, Jan 6, 2018
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  19. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Phoenix, 2013 - don't let anyone kid you...it does snow in SoAz, I lived there for years.


    Just not every winter.

    OTOH

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    you can alway bake cookies in your auto in the summer....

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    there is a reason they call it the Valley of the Sun
     
    DKR, Jan 6, 2018
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  20. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think they're both skirting the question ;)
     
    chelloveck, Jan 6, 2018
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