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  1. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Yeah but the splinters are gonna make him walk funny for a bit longer...
     
    runswithdogs, Dec 22, 2017
    #16421
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  2. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    i_can_drive_a_stick_bumper_sticker-r688afc8d90094e2790003462a3f9c726_v9wht_8byvr_324.
    Can your wife drive a stick shift?
    Mine learned how from her mother!
     
    Wild Trapper, Dec 22, 2017
    #16422
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  3. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    E24DF0D8-6600-44A5-8F55-2C4E102B33D0.
     
    mysterymet, Dec 22, 2017
    #16423
    Tully Mars, tbf8170, Mountainman and 7 others like this.
  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    A new kind of camo??
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16424
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  5. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Ja - even the Bund has dot Christmas chow....
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16425
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  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    screw those reindeer in the front yard.....get something real
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16426
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  7. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Ohh-rah
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16427
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  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Santa Zero One, say fuel status....
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16428
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  9. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Military reveals new "dimensional portal"
    Currently limited to active duty only.....
     
    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16429
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  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    One last one to end this meme

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    DKR, Dec 22, 2017
    #16430
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  11. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    AlaskaChick was made to learn how to Change Oil, Change a Tire, and Drive their Manual Transmission Pickup Truck before she was allowed to take her Drivers Test, in that Pickup Truck, at age 16 Years.... Her Father is a BIG Self-sufficiency Teacher, and as the Oldest Child, she was the guide used set the Policy for her siblings...
     
    BTPost, Dec 22, 2017
    #16431
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  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Personally, I prefer muff over my upper lip than a mustache :ROFLMAO:
     
    chelloveck, Dec 22, 2017
    #16432
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  13. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    You've found the keys to the wine cellar haven't you?
     
    Gator 45/70, Dec 22, 2017
    #16433
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  14. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Okay I got the Lead and I am going in. Follow my lead and wait for me to pull out before next man behind me goes in for his shot. Repeat until one of us gets it exactly in the right spot and she explodes. With any luck at all some of us may make it back to base.
     
    tacmotusn, Dec 22, 2017
    #16434
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  15. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Why you cisgendered rapscallion, there are ladies present!
     
    3M-TA3, Dec 23, 2017
    #16435
  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    upload_2017-12-23_18-43-7.

    What were you thinking of? Shame on you!
     
    chelloveck, Dec 23, 2017
    #16436
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  17. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Again! ;) Dashes of vintage Stone's Green Ginger Wine

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    added to schooners of 'Tooheys Old' dark ale.
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    The slight sweetness of the green ginger wine, balances the bitter Dark Ale.
     
    chelloveck, Dec 23, 2017
    #16437
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  18. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Memories of Olongapo and much Manila rum chief ???
     
    oldawg, Dec 23, 2017
    #16438
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  19. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21


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    tacmotusn, Dec 23, 2017
    #16439
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  20. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    upload_2017-12-23_11-6-46.
     
    3M-TA3, Dec 23, 2017
    #16440
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    [IMG]
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  7. Witch Doctor 01
    Thread

    Missing skills in most Monkey's skills inventory...

    How to make a Man Bun Grow your hair out to at least 9–16 inches (23–41 cm). ... Pull your hair back and bunch it up towards the crown of your...
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  8. Asia-Off-Grid
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    [ATTACH]
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  9. chelloveck
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    Remember the principles of camouflage and concealment ladies...Shape, shine, spacing, surface, colour, silhouette, shadows......and movement...
    Thread by: chelloveck, Jun 12, 2018, 5 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  10. 3M-TA3
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    New tips, secrets, and strategies will be posted frequently, so check back often to stay up to date!!! The first secret is to pick a really,...
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  11. Yard Dart
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    A couple of dollars for dinner!!

    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for...
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  12. OldDude49
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    HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

    Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno Got an email today from!!!! "Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights"...
    Thread by: OldDude49, Sep 24, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  13. RJB
    Thread

    AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
    Thread by: RJB, Aug 20, 2017, 35 replies, in forum: General Discussion
  14. Legion489
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    How soon we forget....

    [IMG]
    Thread by: Legion489, Jun 13, 2017, 8 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  15. Yard Dart
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    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Mar 28, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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    The “Coyote Principle"

    The “Coyote Principle.” #California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 9, 2017, 6 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  17. chelloveck
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    BathrobeGate

    Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
    Thread by: chelloveck, Feb 7, 2017, 23 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  18. Yard Dart
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    If You Marry An Irish Girl

    [IMG] Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  19. Ganado
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    Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

    [IMG] my personal favority I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
    Thread by: Ganado, Feb 2, 2017, 156 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  20. 3M-TA3
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    Scandinavian Christmas Celebration

    The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago. [MEDIA]
    Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2017, 9 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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