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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

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Oh gosh....... had me laughing for five minutes!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 28, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

#16284

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

#16285

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

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“December 23rd 2016, Sir, Neva Lake was frozen over, with 12” of “Stiff Water”....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Nov 29, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 29, 2017

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

do they really need the t-shirts?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 29, 2017

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Can't wait for the day wimmim 'get' to join Combat Arms.....gonna be an interesting day

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 29, 2017

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

of course, we know you carry a few 'extras' - and folks wonder why we have so many disabled Vets at such a young age....

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I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 29, 2017

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Nah, the chicks won't be tasked with those heavier weapons and loads. They always get preferencial treatment. I saw that in the 1970s USAF and the 1980s USN. It's just taking Army and USMC a bit longer.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 30, 2017

#16293
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 30, 2017

#16294

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

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More like “ Every Memorial Day we thank your Dead Buddies, and every Veteran’s Day we think about, thanking you, who made it back....”

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Nov 30, 2017

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Nov 30, 2017

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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Only on election years

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Nov 30, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 30, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 30, 2017

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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Time for Kim Chow Down to get a warhead in his forehead.

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Nov 30, 2017

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