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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16081

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16082

tbf8170, Gator 45/70, 3M-TA3 and 1 other person like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16083

Tully Mars, wagnerd, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16084

Tully Mars, Cruisin Sloth, tbf8170 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16085

tbf8170, Gator 45/70 and 3M-TA3 like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16086

mysterymet, Ganado, tbf8170 and 1 other person like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Oct 31, 2017

#16087

Tully Mars, Dont, tbf8170 and 7 others like this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Where did you buy your candy and are their any coupons?

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Oct 31, 2017

#16088

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Gray Wolf and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Oct 31, 2017

#16089

Tully Mars, Seawolf1090, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Oct 31, 2017

#16090

Tully Mars, oldawg, tbf8170 and 7 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Yard Dart said: ↑

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More important which house and how many times do you think I can change my costume?

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 31, 2017

#16091

tbf8170, Yard Dart, ghrit and 1 other person like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

and you bitch when kids come up on your porch and stomp on the pumpkins..... I should be so lucky.

Last edited: Nov 1, 2017

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 1, 2017

#16092

Motomom34, Witch Doctor 01, VisuTrac and 7 others like this.
Gray Wolf Monkey+++

Looks like an easy way to get in your winter's meat supply.!

Gray Wolf, Nov 1, 2017

#16093

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Gray Wolf said: ↑

Looks like an easy way to get in your winter's meat supply.!
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Shoot a moose on front porch = free trip to jail. Sad but true.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 1, 2017

#16094
Gray Wolf Monkey+++

Too bad!

Gray Wolf, Nov 1, 2017

#16095

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

DKR said: ↑

Shoot a moose on front porch = free trip to jail. Sad but true.
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If sufficiently far from town, no close neighbors.....
"S, S &S!"

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 1, 2017

#16096

Tully Mars likes this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Makes the case for 300 BO and a suppressor. Also a drain in the shop.

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Nov 1, 2017

#16097

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, DKR and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 1, 2017

#16098

Ganado, Gator 45/70, Wild Trapper and 3 others like this.
BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Jingle Bells, Shot Gun Shells, GrandMa Cooked the Goose......

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Nov 1, 2017

#16099

Gator 45/70, Wild Trapper, oldawg and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 2, 2017

#16100

Yard Dart, Ganado, Wild Trapper and 4 others like this.

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