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Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

OMG. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
The sun is always shining in my world!

Survival; it's all a matter of perspective:
What you consider Survival Skills, I might just call Livin' Life!
I have nothing to hide and everything to protect.

Tracy, Apr 13, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 13, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

New Fire starter.... I call him Napalm

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 15, 2013

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 16, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 17, 2013

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Apr 19, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Kinda looks like a young Obama crossed with Ross Perot....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 19, 2013

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Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

I like this one.

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell
THIS IS WHO I AM: -LINK-

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Brokor, Apr 19, 2013

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Apr 20, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 20, 2013

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STANGF150, tacmotusn, VisuTrac and 1 other person like this.
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

DMGoddess said: ↑

... and I don't mind.
Click to expand...

And I lost my mind. Still looking for it too.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Apr 20, 2013

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DMGoddess Monkey+++

VisuTrac said: ↑

And I lost my mind. Still looking for it too.
Click to expand...

If you find it, will you check and see if it has a friend? If so, tell my mind to get back home, so I can stop making stupid mistakes (like transposing zip code numbers)

And can you keep your head, your backbone and your heart?
We'll all find out the answers on the Day It Falls Apart.
"The Day It Fell Apart" - Leslie Fish

DMGoddess, Apr 21, 2013

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Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Yard Dart, Tracy, Gator 45/70 and 1 other person like this.
Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Jay Tx Monkey+

Jay Tx, Apr 21, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 22, 2013

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Be careful Monkeys....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 22, 2013

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