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Maxflax Lightning in a bottle

This one had me in stitches

YouTube - Cat Attacks Rabbit - Guess what happens

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

Maxflax, Dec 9, 2010

#141
Gray Wolf Monkey+++

Maxflax said: ↑

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Gotta love Chesty Puller!

Gray Wolf, Dec 10, 2010

#142
kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

Don't know if it's real or not but...

Amendment II
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

kckndrgn, Dec 21, 2010

#143
Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

A few more.
$Math Jokes.$

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

My Mileage Does Vary - MM

How can you be tried by your peers when 90% of the people are not your peers. - MM

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ III%

Mountainman, Dec 29, 2010

#144

bgner likes this.
UGRev Get on with it!

I got the winner right here:

You can have it when I can't hold it anymore...

UGRev, Dec 29, 2010

#145

bgner likes this.
Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

Maxflax said: ↑

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That's classic!

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

My Mileage Does Vary - MM

How can you be tried by your peers when 90% of the people are not your peers. - MM

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ III%

Mountainman, Dec 29, 2010

#146
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

UGrev, It's a good thing Christmas is over for this year. I suspect Santa just put you on his naughty list.....lol

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Dec 29, 2010

#147
UGRev Get on with it!

tacmotusn said: ↑

UGrev, It's a good thing Christmas is over for this year. I suspect Santa just put you on his naughty list.....lol
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I was on that list when I took my first breath..

You can have it when I can't hold it anymore...

UGRev, Dec 29, 2010

#148
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 5, 2011

#149

Sgt Nambu and Sapper John like this.
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 5, 2011

#150

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 5, 2011

#151

Falcon15 likes this.
UGRev Get on with it!

here's one I just made:

You can have it when I can't hold it anymore...

UGRev, Jan 6, 2011

#152
RouteClearance Monkey+++

Bumping the thread.

RouteClearance, Jan 15, 2011

#153

groovy mike likes this.
Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

All I can say is DAMN!!!

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

My Mileage Does Vary - MM

How can you be tried by your peers when 90% of the people are not your peers. - MM

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ III%

Mountainman, Jan 15, 2011

#154
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

Mountainman said: ↑

All I can say is DAMN!!!
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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Jan 16, 2011

#155
melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

@TnAndy

Last edited: Sep 9, 2013

Survivalmonkey PGP/GPG Public Key
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

melbo, Jan 16, 2011

#156
CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me... - Jimmy Buffett -

"I got a big suspicion 'bout ammunition ; I never forget to duck..." - Jimmy Buffett -

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." ~A.A. Milne~

CRC, Jan 27, 2011

#157

Hammerhead and Falcon15 like this.
Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

CRC said: ↑

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LMAO the true Warrior/Mage. Balrog, you got lead.

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Jan 27, 2011

#158
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

That's the "+5 AK Of Everlasting Ammo" - usable to any class BUT Halfling Thieves........

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jan 28, 2011

#159
Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

Seawolf1090 said: ↑

That's the "+5 AK Of Everlasting Ammo" - usable to any class BUT Halfling Thieves........
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Yeah, you were Navy alright...

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

. . . . . . ¶▀‼▀▀▀▀
__=##¯▼¯(▀▀[Φ]▀▀▀▀‼‼▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀‼▀▀!
|####/ ( /==¯¯¯¯¯|####/¯¯

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Jan 28, 2011

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