Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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The ambulance right outside the door. This is a Brit breakfast writ large - perhaps too large. That is a heart attack on a plate (a platter, really). Still, every now and again, I eat beans for breakfast....

 

I've worked places where, sadly, it seemed all to real...

 

Some people need to be protected from themselves....

 

too true in very many cases

 

IIieeeeeeeeeeeeee Yah!

 

I wore sandals to the job interview.
When asked about my footwear, I replied "I'm a writer".

I started two days later.

 

There are folks who struggle to be an "Employee of the Month"

This guy isn't one of them.....

 

I asked the googlely thing "What is the best job in the world?"

I got this:

 

The HP gave it away , If it said A1 (yuk) then a Texan heart ??

 

That's because it is used in "consideration for others".
A conflict of interest.

 

I use it in consideration of my own self preservation....I can't rely on others to be mind readers...and those who are....are concentrating on their friggin' latest IPhone release!!!