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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Allow me to educate you on the usage of corncobs in the Americas
    In the outhouse you have 2 baskets of corncobs
    1 Brown
    1 White
    When one finishes his/her business you then used a brown corncob
    Then you use a white corncob to see if one needs to use another brown corncob.
    I hope this clears it up!
     
  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I always calculate one roll per female per day plus 2 week and frequently come up short. I once rented a house with two other guys and bought us a bundle of Kirkland toilet paper at Costco. When I moved out six months later most of it was still there.
     
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  3. DKR

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    wanted a sailboat - what he could afford however....
     
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    say you collect 15,000 plastic bottles and recycle place isn't interested...

    (Two Men Cross Pacific on 15,000 Plastic Soda Bottles)


    This is JUNK, a homebrew boat made of recycled materials, proven in an ocean crossing. Dr. Marcus Eriksen and Joel Paschal have crossed the Pacific ocean on a raft whose flotation uses the bottle-in-net floatation technique. In fact, there are 6 individual 30 ft pontoons, lashed together with aluminum masts. Perched on top is the fuselage of a Cessna airplane as the cabin. It is square rigged and makes about 2 knots.

    Over the summer of 2008, the team of two, with land support by Anna Cummins and the Algalita Marine Research Foundation, cruised about 50 miles a day to cross the pacific between California and Hawaii. The impressive voyage, appropriately named Message in a Bottle, was taken up to raise awareness of the insane amounts of plastic trash growing in the Pacific ocean and all oceans. In particular, the massive swirling currents of the Pacific, have concentrated the trash in the North Pacific Gyre north of Hawaii. This phenomena is well documented in Alan Weisman’s book, here.

    Seems like an interesting, if slow way to spend the summer....
     
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  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow


    So your telling me your washing them & reusing ??
    Up in Kanada , we eat the corn off the cob ,or scale the niblets off and compost the cob .
    I'll need to post this in our international forum , so many will stay away from this.
    I was in Indiana State Fair in 2008 , I loaded for 30 mins with yank buddy the fire box with cobs , they were all white & un-used .
    Then the Wifes came & got us !!!
     
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  15. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Nope, Used goes down hole!
     
  16. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Its an old southern joke to jack with Chello, Light'n up, Its not meant to be to the extremes of being put under a microscope.
     
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