Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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    The World's Largest UFO Landing Pad in Summer With Flower Gardens in St. Paul AB, Northeast of Edmonton
    Built in 1967, it makes a nice picnic spot as, to date, not a single UFO has chosen to land there....
     
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    In the town of Vulcan (AB)

    All I can think of for this is that the snow, long cold winters take their toll on a person.
     
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  8. DKR

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    Meanwhile, in New Mexico, we have this

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    Yes, that is a landing pad.

    Scientology, the religion founded by science-fiction pulp author L. Ron Hubbard has long preached of salvation from aliens from faraway worlds who are supposed to land on Earth after Armageddon. For the first time, aerial photos taken high above the New Mexico desert have finally revealed the landing area for these promised-for aliens. The photos reveal a compound that is lavish yet highly terrestrial in design - coupled with markings in the ground intended to welcome flying saucers.

    I do not have to make this stuff up.

    (EXCLUSIVE: Pictured close-up for the first time, Scientology's secret 'alien space cathedral' and landing pad in New Mexico desert 'for return of followers after Armageddon on Earth' | Daily Mail Online)
     
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    Groom Lake. Nuff sed.
     
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    Our far-flung southern neighbor isn't immune..
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    INITIAL CONTACT: Ceremony held at Kalapana UFO landing pad. (Ya, HI)
     
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    When looking for UFO landing pad/spaceport/or like items for Alaska, it looks like we completely missed the boat.

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    All we have is a real life (working) launch complex.
     
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    She wasn't alway "Granny". Irene Noblett Ryan, the beloved 'Granny' from 'The Beverly Hillbillies'
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  13. 3M-TA3

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    This isn't your typical motivational poster, but as you will see below I find it quite motivating...

    How do YOU pronounce
    Oklahoma?

    Do you think it's correct?

    There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma .

    If you say OK...LAHOMA


    You're WRONG.

    The proper way is:
    OKLA.....HOMA.


    There's a gap between the ‘A' and the ‘H'.
    I can prove it.........


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    There, you learned something today!

    I told you this would be motivational, just maybe not for everybody.
     
  14. Gator 45/70

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    I need a few of these plants!

    b plants.
     
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  16. Gator 45/70

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  17. 3M-TA3

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    Even as a Northerner I have a great deal of respect for Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis. Even though ending Slavery was a reason for the Civil War and was probably the only good thing that came of it, the War was also about States Rights vs the Federal Government and we all lost an important aspect of the Union when the North won.
     
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    Oh....there's Yard Dart! Playing chicken with a friend....;)
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  19. 3M-TA3

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    Guilty and at times over a tall hedge so we couldn't see where they were coming from. Shot plenty of arrows straight up as well. Also played army at times with BB guns. Somehow we all survived without a nanny state keeping us safe from any and all potential dangers.
     
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    I am very glad that you personally have survived your childhood without injury....however many weren't so fortunate, suffering a range of serious injuries, involving among other things, brain damage, blindness and in some cases, death as a result of lawn dart mishaps. They are the killjoys of the kind that give the nanny state the reason to spoil the fun of those who, hadn't been injured by that largely 'harmless' form of entertainment.

    Lawn Darts killed a small handful and injured a few thousands. Lawn Darts were banned. Guns? Not so much. « JoeWo Joe Wosik Blog
    Deaths, injuries prompt lawn dart ban
     
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