Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Earth Day today.

Oddly it is also the birthday of a famous guy.










Yes, V. I . Lenin - patron saint of Communism

Coincidence?

I think not

 

ya, it's all pretty much


Why yes, "Earth Day" is a huge steaming pile of horse...feathers.

 

As for the cheerleaders....



The truth of the matter is that the only notable things Bill Nye has done with the science of engineering was to invent a sundial and an abacus. Of course those things were actually invented thousands of years ago by people who are not Bill Nye, so maybe that’s not all that impressive. If I invent the wheel tomorrow, will people praise my scientific genius? I hope so, because that’s what I have planned.

But wait, Nye’s scientific credentials get even more underwhelming:

Nye has a B.S. in mechanical engineering from Cornell. He also has six honorary doctorate degrees, including Ph.D.s in science from Goucher College and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute.

Wow! Bill Nye has honorary degrees in science? I suppose that makes him an honorary scientist, right? His only legitimate degree is in engineering, which doesn’t not make him a scientist. Maybe FactCheck figures since “B.S.” stands for Bachelor of Science, that makes him a scientist. Then again “BS” also stands for bullshit.


actually, this is from a horse - all natural and quite "Green" ya know?

 

I rest my case.....

 

Dunno about a beer truck (I good idea)

This has been seen driving around Sacramento, California.



Not to be confused with this Photoshop job



Nor confused with vans offering free rides...




KSL reports on another van
"Adults looked inside and did not see any candy, but they did see a mattress and some clothes in the back of the van. Police were called to investigate"
(Neighbors concerned about strange van | KSL.com)

 

^^^ Pretty effing scary

 

When Free Candy doesn't work....



Maybe not a Bank, be could be legit -just has a low-cost 'office'

 

in rougher neighborhoods, the Ice Cream man is a bit more -defensive....


Finally, it seems the free candy scam has been around for a long time

 

Should be in the poly-tic section, but fits the meme

 

How a 'creepy' white van became internet famous

How a 'creepy' white van became internet famous - BBC News

The van's driver was Australian Ron Jacobs, 28, who had stopped overnight on his way to Burning Man, the month-long music festival in the middle of the Nevada desert.

By the time he arrived his van had already gained internet fame.

"I was just living in the van and I was just hearing it explode all around me," Jacobs said. "I woke up one morning, some guy just screams out, 'I saw you on the internet, I love your van!'"

full story at link above.

 

The story at link indicates the van is regularly pulled over by Das Heat. For too many people, this is not a laughing matter.....