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MEN TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By APRIL 29, 2017
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy -
Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

Ouch...

 

I always wondered why my dog was so dead set on chasing the squirrels out of the yard, now I know she really is protecting me....

 

Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

 

It is possible to own a factory fresh Bus - sorta.

VW Commercial Vehicle Oldtimers service (Hanover DE):

“The unique feature: only here does the customer receive certificated ex works restoration. In addition, for each customer the team of Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles Oldtimers provides comprehensive documentation of the restoration of the vehicle, in which every step is photographically documented and described in detail. Thus the work performed by the specialists from Hannover is recorded for posterity, and customers can leaf through their folder whenever they wish. Some of the replacement parts needed when working on oldtimers are even taken from Volkswagen’s original stock.

Here Volkswagen Classic Parts supports the VW Bus workshop as a partner.”

If you can find the body and want to part with the dough...VW will make it like new.

 

The dreams of our Youth...

A Classic 23 window Delux - with a sailboat!

 

And a VW bus makes for a low-key way to travel and camp.....

 

In her defense, the squirrel was frozen at the time, there were multiple squirrels and they came from their own freezer. No, I'm not kidding, that's how it went down. Shakes head.

 

Call me old fashion, but, I'm just not going this year.
This is what happens when you allow liberals in the neighborhood.

 

once it gets far enough above freezing today, it's time wash Das Auto.....


the roads in Anchorage get a bit messy during Breakup.


and some of the potholes are ridiculous in size - I often believe that potholes are an export item for Alaska.....

 

fortunately, my Zuki is one of the smaller models...

When I go to wash my Eurovan, I'll look for a charity car wash


they often have a ladder on hand in order to do a good job washing the top deck.....

And they could use the donation - right? You don't see these kinds of events locally.

Too damn cold....

 

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