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  1. Witch Doctor 01

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    Green Bean Soup (Polievka zo Zelenej Fazule)
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    Ingredients: 1lb of green beans, 1.5L (~6.5 cups) of water, 2 small potatoes, 40g flour (5 tablespoons), 40g butter (1/3 stick), 2dl (small 8oz tub) of sour cream, vinegar, 1g (teaspoon) of sugar, dill
    Prep Time: 45 minutes

    Here is a recipe for another popular soup, one made with green beans (zelená fazuľa) and potatoes (zemiaky). Green beans, the immature bean pods, are quite healthy. They are high in vitamin C, and also contain insoluble fibers which aid in digestion. The recipe comes from “Recepty starej mamy” (Grandmother’s recipes), a classic cookbook from 1984 by M. Martišová and F. Martiš. You will find this book on many kitchen shelves in Slovakia. Note, the recipe calls for 1.5 L of water (about 6.5 cups). The resulting soup was slightly too thick for my taste – I prefer more liquid soups. If I were to prepare it again, I would increase water by at least a cup – or use less flour.

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    Ingredients for making green bean soup, except basics such as flour, sugar and salt. Start by washing the beans (fazuľa).

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    Then get chopping. Cut off the ends and then slice the beans into sections about half an inch long. Add to boiling salted water (slaná voda) along with the potatoes (zemiaky), peeled and cubed. Cover and cook until both potatoes and beans get soft. This will take about 20 minutes (dvadsať minút).

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    Then prepare the flour mixture to thicken the soup, zápraška. Brown about 4 tablespoons of flour (múka) on about a quarter of a butter (masľo) stick. Also add about a teaspoon worth of paprika (mletá červená paprika). Stir into the soup.

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    Once the flour mixture dissolves (break up large chunks by squishing them along the side of the pot), add sour cream (kyslá smotana). I used only about 3/4 of the tub, although the recipe called for more. Next add about a tablespoon of sugar (cukor) and about a teaspoon of vinegar (ocot), to taste. Let go through boil to allow the flavors to mix. Finally, top with about a handful of finely chopped dill (kôpor).

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    And that’s it. Serve with a slice of good rye bread. Dobrú chuť!

    Green Bean Soup (Polievka zo Zelenej Fazule) recipe - Slovak Cooking
     
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  3. VisuTrac

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    Using technology to make a parents life less hands off is some times problematic.
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

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    Funny all the ones I have seen have had EYES popped out or huge due to Amb 1 pressure & they live at 6amb plus .
    Grouper /Snapper

    The ones I have in pictures have always had eyes blown out !!


    I know Vizen was used !

    Sloth
     
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    Yep...

    declawed.
     
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  6. AD1

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    Small fish look BIG held close to the camera. All fishermen know this. Its called perspective.....just sayin.......
     
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  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    LOL
    It ain't just fish that look bigger....

    I'll dig thru my old salmon fishing pics... Got one where the tail of the fish, head off, sticks up over the top of a full sized PU truck tailgate - IOW, bigger than 8 ft...

    Fish'n be fun
     
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  9. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    speaking of bigger fish - this is in Bromley, a 'burb of London.

    40 feet tall, in case you were wondering....

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  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Naples It, 2008

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    Toronto (Canada) July, 2009

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    Ya, Paris, yet another strike (a National hobby for the French?), this one from the trash pickers

    Landfills are important - but even more so are the collectors.

    What plans do you have if the collector go on strike?
     
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  11. Gator 45/70

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    When life gives you Lemons....

    lemons.
     
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    lemonbidding.
     
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    Reminds me of the movie WALLE
     
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    Loved this cartoon as a kid..
     
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    monkiefight.
     
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