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dragonfly Monkey+++

ROFL!
That's GOOOOOD!

Before criticizing another, first walk a mile in their shoes....Then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes!

dragonfly, Mar 26, 2010

#121
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

A Big can Of WA

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#122

Mike likes this.
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

Every Dad's worst nightmare text !

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#123
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

Good one

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#124
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

High School would be more interesting

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#125
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

LOL Bad... very Bad

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#126
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member
I have come close a couple of times.
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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Aug 2, 2010

#127
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member
some more
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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Nov 12, 2010

#128

bgner likes this.
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member
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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Nov 12, 2010

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Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member
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"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Nov 12, 2010

#130
Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

The Falcs Demotivationals...

Here are some of my favs.

Being prepared:

Easter Eggs:

Failure:

French Ninjas?

Dealing With Muslims:

Animal Rights:

And my personal favorite: Spelling is ESSENTIAL:

"By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail."
- Ben Franklin

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert A. Heinlein - "Time Enough For Love"

I have a universal translator. A large bore rifle. It speaks louder than words and will translate you to the afterlife instantly. - Self

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

Falcon15, Nov 12, 2010

#131
Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

First Christmas related one of the season.

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

Quigley_Sharps, Dec 4, 2010

#132
Gary_P Average Joe

Quigley_Sharps said: ↑

First Christmas related one of the season.
Click to expand...

LOL!!!!!

Gary_P, Dec 7, 2010

#133
CoolBrezze Monkey+

CoolBrezze, Dec 8, 2010

#134
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Sometimes it just feels good

No motivational text necessary.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Dec 8, 2010

#135
CoolBrezze Monkey+

Thats awsome!!!!!

CoolBrezze, Dec 9, 2010

#136
tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

VisuTrac said: ↑

No motivational text necessary.
Click to expand...

A mere picture may be worth 1000 words, but what I want to see is the video complete with impact of foot, follow thru, grimace, and collapse of his Highness.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, Dec 9, 2010

#137

bgner likes this.
Maxflax Lightning in a bottle

tacmotusn said: ↑

With regard to; "A GIRL AND HER GUN, she is about to fail."I have so many add on lines for that, that would have almost all the guys laughing, and the ladies here up in arms for me being banned. Inferno material with warning for sure! So I will just bite my tongue.
Click to expand...

What gun?

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

Maxflax, Dec 9, 2010

#138
Maxflax Lightning in a bottle

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

Maxflax, Dec 9, 2010

#139
Maxflax Lightning in a bottle

How about a few vids?

YouTube - THIS is why we need guns!

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything

Maxflax, Dec 9, 2010

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