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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I say drop bacon instead. Then the half that didn't eat the bacon would be forced by the Imams to kill the half that did.
     
    3M-TA3, Dec 31, 2016
    #13561
  2. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Did any one ever see the one a few years ago where some smallish black rifle manufacturer was assembly lubing their rifles with pork grease based gun oil?
    And the liberals were super pissed about it.
    Useful idiots in action I guess.
     
    oil pan 4, Dec 31, 2016
    #13562
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  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Nuts to that, save the bacon for consumption. Mix leftover bacon drippings with pig dung and drop that instead. Pig dung has its own distinct aura, the daesh will NOT be mistaking it for Chanel #5.
     
    ghrit, Dec 31, 2016
    #13563
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Hold my beer and watch this!

    beer.
     
    VisuTrac, Dec 31, 2016
    #13564
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  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It is also useful for covering a greater multitude of sins. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Dec 31, 2016
    #13565
  6. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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    Motomom34, Dec 31, 2016
    #13566
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  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Dec 31, 2016
    #13567
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  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Dec 31, 2016
    #13568
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 1, 2017
    #13569
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Jan 1, 2017
    #13570
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  11. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    image.
    Expecting snow this weekend in SouthEast Texas!
     
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2017
    T. Riley, Jan 2, 2017
    #13571
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  12. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Snow in Portland, Oregon:
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    3M-TA3, Jan 2, 2017
    #13572
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Same goes for Seattle.... gives us an inch, we will give you a 100 cars in the ditch.
     
    Yard Dart, Jan 2, 2017
    #13573
  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    chu.
     
    Gator 45/70, Jan 2, 2017
    #13574
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  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 2, 2017
    #13575
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  16. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow







     
    Cruisin Sloth, Jan 2, 2017
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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 2, 2017
    #13577
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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 3, 2017
    #13578
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  19. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 3, 2017
    #13579
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  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jan 3, 2017
    #13580
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