Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    UNICORNS!

    unimeat.
    unimeat2.
     
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Having gutted and dressed fowl and furry game animals that I've then cooked, I'm familiar with the smell of raw offal. Supermarket shoppers are saved that unpleasantness and inconvenience by contracting the messier aspects of meat eating out to others. Out of sight, out of mind. Vegans and vegetarians of course do the same thing, when it comes to ignoring the ethically messier aspects of producing what they eat also. There is no such thing as a free lunch, and the industrialised nature of food production can harm the environment and human interests, all without the consumer having to worry themselves about what they are blissfully unaware of.

    I take your point about vegans, 3M; well, at least some of them....it's an ethical / quasi political statement on the part of some, which, like some teetotalers on the condescension spectrum, can be irritating, depending on how much of an asshat the individuals on both sides of the issue are. Good hosts and guests will make allowances for those who don't share their own food eating fetishes.
     
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Oh man....you neglected the aphrodisiac from the horn....probably the main reason unicorns are extinct.
     
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  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Figures...you would be attracted to the "horn". [grlft]

    [rockon]
     
  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    There comes a time in a man's life when he appreciates all the help he can get.....had Viagra been synthesized much earlier in human history, unicorns wouldn't be extinct and rhinoceros and some other species would not be endangered. Fortunately my imagination is unimpaired....that seems to work well enough for me. ;)
     
  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    ffr2.
     
  7. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    OMG!!!! [LMAO]
     
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  9. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    That. was..... Weird........o_O
     
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    And I thought Ken was gay...
     
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    No.....just sad.
     
  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Unfortunately most folks don't remember that only female unicorns have metallic glitter... male unicorns use male glitter otherwise known as saw dust... incidentally I believe that many K's , C's and MRE's contain some male unicorn glitter... Based on taste alone...
     
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  13. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    The real reason nobody see unicorns these days.....
     
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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    If you are too busy looking for your unicorn, life will pass you by.

    (Ray Dillion art BTW)
     
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  15. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    The other reason nobody likes a 'unicorn'.
     
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  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    ART shots for this meme....
     
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  17. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    A rare photo of the 21st Century unicorn..... Think about it for a minute
     
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  18. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Here is what happened to all the unicorns.

    Christmas-gift.
     
  19. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow





    they are still around in Banff AB
     
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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Anyone else notice that unicorn horns are threaded left handed?
     
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