Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, May 22, 2016
    #11501
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  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Took me a second or so but I got it.
    thanks .
     
    arleigh, May 23, 2016
    #11502
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Who cares which latrine he used. What matters most is that he did his job whatever he was wearing at the time.
     
    chelloveck, May 23, 2016
    #11503
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    A lot hangs on the unit price...........if the unit price is more than $2.50, then the discounted price can be had with just two packets at the "correct price", otherwise a customer would have to buy 4 packets to get the discounted price which may be more chip packets than a customer might want to consume.

    The correction notice is not as silly as it may seem.
     
    chelloveck, May 23, 2016
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Maybe so, but not here in this state of confusion. If a customer wants just one, the store has to give it at the advertised sale unit price. To say that even if the advertised price was 8 for 20, they would still have to sell at 2.5 per. There's also a weasel word way around that by stating in the ad that "must buy __" to get the deal. Case extant, the ads, both original and revised, simply challenge the arithmetical inability of the hoi polloi.
     
    ghrit, May 23, 2016
    #11505
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  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, May 23, 2016
    #11506
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, May 23, 2016
    #11507
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  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, May 23, 2016
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  9. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, May 23, 2016
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, May 23, 2016
    #11510
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  11. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    barbie_motivational_posters_by_saintjoanoftheroses.
     
    runswithdogs, May 23, 2016
    #11511
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  12. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Barbie Thomas
    A real inspiration (unlike that freakish plastic doll)
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    runswithdogs, May 23, 2016
    #11512
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    omg! that is just wrong! nice one!
     
    Ganado, May 23, 2016
    #11513
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  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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    Motomom34, May 23, 2016
    #11514
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  15. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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    Motomom34, May 23, 2016
    #11515
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  16. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    That's because that end is supposed to be fastened to the headboard!
     
    Gray Wolf, May 23, 2016
    #11516
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  17. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    If she would lose the tattoos I might be in love...
     
    3M-TA3, May 23, 2016
    #11517
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  18. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The blindingly obvious sometimes takes a few barked shins for some to see.
     
    chelloveck, May 23, 2016
    #11518
  19. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    That's not Tats that's Road Rash.
     
    HK_User, May 23, 2016
    #11519
  20. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    She needs a JACK-Stand safety if she still likes her legs & above .
    Having a floor jack & guys drinking is dangerous ..
     
    Cruisin Sloth, May 23, 2016
    #11520
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