Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

What the budget will allow




What I think is pretty


What I really want

 

damn Yuppies are everywhere!

 

just a chip off the old....

 

the younger, the better, eh?

 

Does it come from a cow or a politician? 'Cause if it's from a politician, it ain't manure.....

 

I'll see your old-school Brit greenhouse and raise it to the next level. I've been inside the Bio-sphere. Neat, but not all that...

 

the biosphere wasn't a huge success. They almost starved to death and they worked all the time

 

Yep. Right in my backyard.

 

Few realize how much space is required to grow what is necessary to totally feed one person AND how much work, planning and luck is involved.

 

And everyone wears some type of Uniform.

 

You know, there is a good chance that at least one of those little red dots of light dancing all over you is coming from a laser attached to something with a pink camo stock.

 

This guy has one great wife.

 

He'll be driving the "Yard Dog" from now on.
Yard Dog=small truck used to move trailers to and from loading docks.

 

So instead of the normal placard, "In case of fire, break glass" should this one say, "In need to fire, break glass?"