Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Ok, I can deal with the Lactose intolerance just this one time.
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  2. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

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  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    chris.
     
  4. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    and a lot of politicians...
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  6. Harbin

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    Harbin Monkey+

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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Can you outrun 1420 fps?
     
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  9. Silversnake

    Silversnake Silverback

    I heard you were safe from the police as long as you are the one they are aiming at. But if you're an innocent bystander, good-bye.
     
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  10. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    LOL

    Also keep in mind, outside 20 meters you begin to look like Asian newspaper delivery ladies. All you need is a good 5 second lead, their accuracy after that point is pooooooooooooop.
     
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  11. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Can you out run the SPEED OF LIGHT? Otherwise you are better off dealing with Dognut Boy, there...
    Just remember how many Cop Cars they can have in an area, and how fast they can converge...
    And if you try, they will make "YOU" PAY, for their trouble...
     
  12. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    *sigh* I guess we all can't be Mark Wahlberg in Shooter.
     
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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  14. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  16. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Well, maybe yes, It's going to take him at least 10 seconds to lift up the roll to do a cross draw, the kinetic energy developed by the potential energy of lifting the fat roll will cause him to wobble, once the mini-quake ends and he steadies his aim, I'm around the building and into the next alley way.

    Heaven forbid he try and chase me, Tsunami warnings would be going off in Lake Erie!

    ;)
     
  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    We-bulls wobble, but they don't fall down.... (remember, he still has to qualify every year, or he is out of a job. I'll bet he's is faster than you think.)
     
  18. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I'll bet he could catch a falling jelly donut before it hits the ground.
     
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  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    count on it.
     
  20. whynot

    whynot Monkey+++

    I'm pretty sure he did not get that way by eating salad. :)

    whynot
     
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