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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10922

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10923

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10924

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10925

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10926

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10927

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10928

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10929

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10930

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 14, 2016

#10931

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

rarely seen in Alaska....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10932

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

only because the sun gets up before I do...finally!

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10933

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

there's science, and then there's food. I vote for food....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10934

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I never got to meet old Walt. I'll bet he was a bag full of giggles...

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10935

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Art shot for the day.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10936

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

pretty spot on....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10937

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

(sigh) If I could have any garden.....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 14, 2016

#10938

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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Dear Mom, Yesterday we practiced throwing fake grenades and I managed to throw one 65 yards. Today we practiced with live grenades and I managed to throw one 80 yards!
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
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Although neither quote answers the question, they are amusing in their own right.

BTW cooking grenades is a risky business, and relies on an accurate estimation of time elapsed; which may be somewhat challenging if stressed, and time perception is being influenced by adrenalin, and a cocktail of other hormones; get it wrong and throwing the grenade becomes irrelevant to you and your nearby buddies.

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 14, 2016

#10939

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

DKR said: ↑

(sigh) If I could have any garden.....
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I think the reason the Buddha is laughing is because he's peeing himself.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 14, 2016

#10940

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