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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Back in the time of sailing ships, most sailors of any nation, did not know HOW to swim, and made no effort to learn. It was believed, that all it would do, was keep you afloat long enough to be eaten, and they preferred to drown. Bathing at all was thought to be unhealthy.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Mar 2, 2016

#10341
Motomom34 Monkey+++

Because Nice Matters

Motomom34, Mar 2, 2016

#10342

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Motomom34 said: ↑

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Lol...my wife hates the doc. With a passion. Sometimes, the kids and I will tweak her nose, by responding in kind.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Mar 2, 2016

#10343
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

Motomom34 said: ↑

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There is the real world and then there is the Media.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Mar 2, 2016

#10344
Motomom34 Monkey+++

Today is Dr Seuss's birthday.

Because Nice Matters

Motomom34, Mar 2, 2016

#10345

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T. Riley Monkey+++

Might be time to do it again.

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Mar 2, 2016

#10346

oldawg, HK_User, 3M-TA3 and 1 other person like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

It's getting to be that time of the year...

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Mar 2, 2016

#10347

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

T. Riley said: ↑

Might be time to do it again.

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STILL smaller than Alaska
And I might just have to join you...

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Mar 2, 2016

#10348

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 4, 2016

#10349

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Does this mean we have to forget all about Hillary's past?

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Mar 4, 2016

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HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

Does this mean we have to forget all about Hillary's past?
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Clean slated, drink the magic Bug Juice.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Mar 4, 2016

#10351

Yard Dart and Witch Doctor 01 like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Mar 4, 2016

#10352
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Mar 4, 2016

#10353

oldawg, Ganado, 3M-TA3 and 1 other person like this.
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 4, 2016

#10354

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 5, 2016

#10355

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

Oh Hell No!!!

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 5, 2016

#10356

3M-TA3 and Yard Dart like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 5, 2016

#10357

oldawg, HK_User, AxesAreBetter and 1 other person like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 5, 2016

#10358

3M-TA3, Yard Dart, Witch Doctor 01 and 1 other person like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 5, 2016

#10359

oldawg, 3M-TA3, Yard Dart and 2 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 5, 2016

#10360

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