Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

The 9-line express - aid on call....

A fitting end to today's meme - choppers may be the only thing that can save your life.

 

Sadly no - I was offered a gig at a heli-spraying outfit. Fly a few years at a slightly less (5%) pay scale and they would provide the stick time and cover the ground training costs for a commercial, multi-engine rotary ticket. The coolest part was the job was waiting.
It was golden until the eye doctor explained that my barely passing depth perception was a short ride to a quick end. Now I just ride as PAX and enjoy the view.

My youngest son has a buddy that went this route flying tourists in HI and now has a ticket and a crap-ton of stick hours. Most good commercial jobs start with a requirement of 1500 hours as a pilot in command to even apply.

 

You have to understand, they are just skin sacks, supported by muscles, full of mostly fat cells with a small gland to produce milk for her off spring.
Keeping things in perspective.

 

No, I don't.

 

Then Here
human milk gland - - Yahoo Search Results

 

Trust me, I know the science, the biology, the feel, and the taste. I need no instruction.

 

Good, my work is done here, I'll go back to sleep now.

 

And here I thought you were already asleep. (that, or maybe dead)

 

That's the most depressing thing I have ever read on here.

 

Is that somewhere in Westeros???

 

Bye bye Miss American pie,
Met a bleve * by the lev

* Boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

There are worse things to hear, like Cancer and Radical Mastectomy.
Life then becomes more important than a decoration.

 

Yeah, I thought it was Chell posting for minute.

 

I haven't found a pair big enough.

 

Try Congress, they're full of big boobs.

 

Not quite the same....