Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Must be near Hogwarts..

 

One of the best photo shop jobs I've seen a long time. Still - pretty damn funny...

 

Yeah? Well hold my beer and watch this.............

 

I dont understand what you are complaiing about, she just moved over to cuddle. Cuddle back!!

Men are always heavier in the bed and warmer than women so of course we roll to your side!

 

Meh I'm calling BS on this one.... Have the 'smart' job, the one where only you know how to fix it.

 

Keep in mind....If you are indispensable you can't be promoted....

 

Between my wife and my dog I usually sleep with one hand stuffed under my butt to keep my arm from falling over the side. King size bed, too...

 

Might be a good reason to be in a bad mood, you ask me...

 

I just posted this elsewhere with the line to stay safe & eat cupcakes.

 

That just means it is time to move on to a better place.

Check my signature line.

 

I thought that's what the Viagra was for.. A kickstand to keep you from rolling out of bed...

 

ouch!

 

Newfie's owners home must be very complete....

 

and here I was thinking an ex that treated the dog badly....