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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I see in your future..a headache! Nice artwork tho.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8761

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Brits - Americans - two cultures separated by a common language....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8762

Tully Mars, CaboWabo5150, Gator 45/70 and 3 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

real art deco...

From our side of the pond....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8763

Tully Mars likes this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

John thought nobody would notice if stuck his hand out of the train window....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8764

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

It's called "Jumping cactus" for a reason....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8765

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

camo FAIL.....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 13, 2015

#8766

Gator 45/70, Ganado and chelloveck like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

Two people were slightly injured today when the Smart Car they were driving collided with a squirrel.

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Nov 13, 2015

#8767

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, Motomom34 and 4 others like this.
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

DKR said: ↑

Brits - Americans - two cultures separated by a common language....
Click to expand...

FilePenrith Railway Station warning (the boring, real version) - geograph.org.uk - 132060.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

Were it me, I'd amend the last two words to just read flatulence....

Getting to

....the destination for suckers.
Getting to Cockermouth

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 13, 2015

#8768
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

T. Riley said: ↑

Two people were slightly injured today when the Smart Car they were driving collided with a squirrel.

Click to expand...

It wasn't my fault, they rear ended me.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Nov 13, 2015

#8769

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 13, 2015

#8770

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Nov 13, 2015

#8771

Gator 45/70, Motomom34, Yard Dart and 1 other person like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Nov 13, 2015

#8772

Tully Mars, CaboWabo5150, Gator 45/70 and 4 others like this.
BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

T. Riley said: ↑

Two people were slightly injured today when the Smart Car they were driving collided with a squirrel.

Click to expand...

And the squirrel just hopped away, into the brush....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Nov 13, 2015

#8773

3M-TA3 and T. Riley like this.
Rocky Road Lerp Monkey+++

Rocky Road Lerp, Nov 13, 2015

#8774

Tully Mars, CaboWabo5150, Gator 45/70 and 6 others like this.
Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

Now theres a fine lookin pair of Rott's.. My little boy is bigger tho..

DKR said: ↑

nice doggy...
Click to expand...

How would your ancestors look upon your life and deed's??
Pro Libertate

TAKE note:
A lion has risen from His Lair, A Destroyer of nations has set out,
Left his own place to Ruin your land,
To Demolish and Depopulate your cities.
Jeremiah 4:7

The second amendment is not about the taking of game. It is about the resistance to those of government that would unjustly exert their will over the citizens by the use of force through THEIR standing army, the abc agencies.

The militia is the peoples standing army.

Reference; Hon. J Story

Dont, Nov 14, 2015

#8775

Ganado and kellory like this.
Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

You tell him to get off the couch..

How would your ancestors look upon your life and deed's??
Pro Libertate

TAKE note:
A lion has risen from His Lair, A Destroyer of nations has set out,
Left his own place to Ruin your land,
To Demolish and Depopulate your cities.
Jeremiah 4:7

The second amendment is not about the taking of game. It is about the resistance to those of government that would unjustly exert their will over the citizens by the use of force through THEIR standing army, the abc agencies.

The militia is the peoples standing army.

Reference; Hon. J Story

Dont, Nov 14, 2015

#8776

Gator 45/70, GOG, Yard Dart and 3 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Dont said: ↑

You tell him to get off the couch..
Click to expand...

Wut!!!???? you arent the alpha dog in your pack?

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Nov 14, 2015

#8777

Tully Mars and chelloveck like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

Wut!!!???? you arent the alpha dog in your pack?
Click to expand...

He is, you ain't.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Nov 14, 2015

#8778
Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

kellory said: ↑

He is, you ain't.
Click to expand...

The wifes couch.. She tried, He wouldn't listen.. She grabbed a stick and he just looked at... So she hit me with the stick!! He got down.. for a bit..

How would your ancestors look upon your life and deed's??
Pro Libertate

TAKE note:
A lion has risen from His Lair, A Destroyer of nations has set out,
Left his own place to Ruin your land,
To Demolish and Depopulate your cities.
Jeremiah 4:7

The second amendment is not about the taking of game. It is about the resistance to those of government that would unjustly exert their will over the citizens by the use of force through THEIR standing army, the abc agencies.

The militia is the peoples standing army.

Reference; Hon. J Story

Dont, Nov 14, 2015

#8779

Ganado, Witch Doctor 01, oldawg and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Dont said: ↑

The wifes couch.. She tried, He wouldn't listen.. She grabbed a stick and he just looked at... So she hit me with the stick!! He got down.. for a bit..
Click to expand...

she hit you with the stick.....priceless!!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 14, 2015

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