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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

DKR said: ↑

Ah, yes, another Hollywood fantasy... Like men would ever read a cookbook!
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I have several, thank you, mostly for Wild game, but one .....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

ahhh Define fancy.

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Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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AxesAreBetter Monkey+++

Wasn't hard.

Redwolf
Keep up the Good Fight

AxesAreBetter, Nov 8, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

DKR said: ↑

Oh, ya - bet this was a real big seller in the US/UK.....
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The Kenwood Chef was a polygynist. How many wives did he need cooking for him?

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

about that "back to the kitchen' remark?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2015

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2015

#8687

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2015

#8688

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2015

#8689

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 8, 2015

#8690

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

#8691

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

when your number is up - it's up.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

dated, but still funny

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

#8693
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

sadly, some thing even whiskey can't fix - and starts too many other things....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

related to the Sidewalk Closed sign....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

True back then, true today.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

#8696

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

you know when you're getting old....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

#8697

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I are a college graduate...

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

#8698
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

ya, good luck with that.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

College of MCRD, Class of 2001.... My son has a PhD

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I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Nov 8, 2015

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