Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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For tac....they'd go well with bacon 'n' beans.

 

(clips and loose bullets?)

 

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Bolo rounds for tanks???​

 

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Good one, reminds me of one that I posted a while back.

 

He didn't need a knock-back to do all of those things...if that was his preferred lifestyle....what the feck is the prince doing making marriage proposals????

Like Sansa Stark, most will find that princes are often not worth the having.

 

A parent of a post teen? GTFO!

 

True story! We had a pizza shop driver who got robbed by a guy who sat up in his back seat with a gun. took the money, the pizza, and his car keys, so he could not follow with the car. Driver called for help and we picked him up and brought him back to the shop. Cops showed up later to take the report, and gave him a card, if he saw the guy, or remembered anything that would help catch him.
Our driver, asked for the direct line to the cops if he saw the guy again, not an answering machine or a receptionist. "Sir, that is the direct line to my desk," says the cop. Our driver says" No, I want the line to the donut shop down the street, that is where all the cops that I see are stationed!" We never saw more than one cruiser at a time there after that. used to see 3-4 at a time.....

 

And the male lion is the king of the wham bam thank you maam small load Quickie. If that's the way you want it, I don't see you getting much pleasure out of it. Are you sure you wouldn't like to try something new?

 

Thanks guys! I only read the first fifty pages. But it made me smile

 

why stop now, only 37 to go