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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2015
    #8341
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The analogy probably explains the theologians' aversion to flashlights. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Oct 23, 2015
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    They are bright....ehhh!!!
     
    Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2015
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Only if the batteries are fully charged, inserted with the correct polarity and the flashlight switched on. Having a flashlight in one's possession is not quite the same thing as using it competently for the purpose of illuminating a subject. Arguably it is the difference between bioscience based on evolution by natural selection,vs creation "science".
     
    chelloveck, Oct 23, 2015
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    You are so right!!! :)
     
    Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2015
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  6. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    Well, at least you understand "Common core" math. [tongue]
     
    NotSoSneaky, Oct 24, 2015
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Witch Doctor 01, Oct 24, 2015
    #8347
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  8. Ganado

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
    #8348
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  9. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

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    T. Riley, Oct 24, 2015
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  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
    #8350
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  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
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  12. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
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    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
    #8354
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  15. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Oct 24, 2015
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  16. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    Sounds familiar, where have I heard this?

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    T. Riley, Oct 24, 2015
    #8356
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  17. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only problem with this theory is, If you remember your Bible, Noah, preceded Abram (Abraham) by a few Generations, and the Muslin linage comes thru Issac's First son, Esau, who "Sold his Birthright" for o pot of Stew.... And his younger Brother, Jacob (Isreal) was given the Blessing..... And that started many CENTURIES of strife between the Families of these two Brothers.... So, these Yahoos that make this "Claim" are just as full of BS, as their Radial Emmoms.... And do not know the History of their own People.....
     
    BTPost, Oct 24, 2015
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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Your lineage description is accurate..... but the meme is still hilarious. They want to say Noah was one of them, yet he had a love for bacon as well...... laugh you Old Snow Fart Monkey!!!
     
    Yard Dart, Oct 24, 2015
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  19. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    The Bacon prohibition, didn't even exist until Moses, (Kosher Law) and was picked up by Mohammad, so it is a fallacy even on that level...
     
    BTPost, Oct 24, 2015
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  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Oct 24, 2015
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