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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

in #8366 ?
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No idea. I can't see post numbers.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Oct 21, 2015

#8301
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

kellory said: ↑

No idea. I can't see post numbers.
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8366 is a blank page but chelloveck liked it!

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Oct 21, 2015

#8302

Ganado and kellory like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

8366 is a blank page but chelloveck liked it!
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that's interesting. I asked for a little truth in memes. Since the meme quoted was a lie. Chello's response was
"chelloveck said: ↑
Truth and memes?? That's just plain crazy talk kell. "

which is precisely what I just quoted to him.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Oct 21, 2015

#8303
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

kellory said: ↑

that's interesting. I asked for a little truth in memes. Since the meme quoted was a lie. Chello's response was
"chelloveck said: ↑
Truth and memes?? That's just plain crazy talk kell. "

which is precisely what I just quoted to him.
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Too heavy for me, must be nap time.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Oct 21, 2015

#8304

Yard Dart likes this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

8366 is a blank page but chelloveck liked it!
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You have Chello on ignore, so when I quoted him at himself you could see neither response

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Oct 21, 2015

#8305

chelloveck likes this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

chelloveck said: ↑

I genuinely appreciate your gesture. We may see our respective worlds from slightly different perspectives...but we are confreres in this barrel of monkeys and you have my utmost personal respect.

I share your sense of frustration at some of our respective elected "representatives", We, in Australia, are fortunate that the present government has recently tossed some of the worst tossers in their ranks out of cabinet, in order that their party might survive the next, fairly imminent election. It would be better if those tossers had not been offered ministry portfolios to screw up in the first place.

We live, and hopefully learn, and get better at the game, rather than blithely believing the blarney that they spruik, even if it is the siren song that they know we would like to hear.

cheers, in friendship from chello.
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Cheers indeed Chello!!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Oct 21, 2015

#8306

Tully Mars, chelloveck, Ganado and 1 other person like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Tobit said: ↑

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LOL

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Oct 21, 2015

#8307

chelloveck and Ganado like this.
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

kellory said: ↑

You have Chello on ignore, so when I quoted him at himself you could see neither response
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Must have been that missing chapter from the Sci Fi book Door Into Summer, where you didn't know if you were coming or going so you met yourself in the middle.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Oct 21, 2015

#8308

chelloveck, Ganado and kellory like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

Must have been that missing chapter from the Sci Fi book Door Into Summer, where you didn't know if you were coming or going so you met yourself in the middle.
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Next lap of the Dark Tower....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Oct 21, 2015

#8309
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 21, 2015

#8310

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, chelloveck and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

There that should show both sides what I think... not sure how to distinguish but what the heck I'm in....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 21, 2015

#8311

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Gator 45/70 and 3 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

EYE BLEACH! its not Christmas yet, lets finish Halloween, I get so amazed every year the marketing season is earlier and earlier

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Oct 21, 2015

#8312
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

There that should show both sides what I think... not sure how to distinguish but what the heck I'm in....
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You talkin' about your grandma again???

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Oct 21, 2015

#8313

Georgia_Boy and Witch Doctor 01 like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

lol

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Oct 21, 2015

#8314
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

HK_User said: ↑

Must have been that missing chapter from the Sci Fi book Door Into Summer, where you didn't know if you were coming or going so you met yourself in the middle.
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Could someone please forward the following link on to HK. http://www.hudsonsclass.com/Documents/Seniors/YellowPill.pdf

If Door to Summer tickles HK's fancy, then It is as like that he may also enjoy the Sci-Fi short story The Yellow Pill by Rog Phillips.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Oct 21, 2015

#8315
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

Must have been that missing chapter from the Sci Fi book Door Into Summer, where you didn't know if you were coming or going so you met yourself in the middle.
Click to expand...

"If Door to Summer tickles HK's fancy, then It is as like that he may also enjoy the Sci-Fi short story The Yellow Pill by Rog Phillips." (From Chello) there is a PDF link for you, if you will un-ignore him to collect it.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Oct 21, 2015

#8316
TXKajun Monkey+++

Sweden's experience. ( Warning! Language and content .. rape). Coming to a neighborhood near you.

Follow up videos worth watching, language and content warning also.

Kajun

Stupid oughta hurt immediately!

TXKajun, Oct 21, 2015

#8317

tbf8170 and GOG like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Oct 21, 2015

#8318

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Georgia_Boy and 9 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

H

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Oct 21, 2015

#8319

tbf8170, Georgia_Boy, Witch Doctor 01 and 8 others like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

“People had more than they needed. We had no idea what was precious and what wasn’t. We threw away things people kill each other for now.” – Denzel Washington, The Book of Eli

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Oct 21, 2015

#8320

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Georgia_Boy and 5 others like this.

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