Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    But, he has that magic Pen so he can just write it into law!
     
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  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Naw, he'll just give himself a presidential pardon.
     
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  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    With that magic Pen.
     
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  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    You talkin' about Kendra*, over there on the right?

    * Like it's not going to happen as soon as he misses being in the limelight
     
  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    *shoots @Yard Dart* he's male... you boys need to own him. He doesn't get to be female. So dont go sloughing that trash off 0n us girls. ;)
     
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  6. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Got any proof of that "Male" statement?
     
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  7. CaboWabo5150

    CaboWabo5150 Hell's coming with me

    Huh... As it turns out, I've been hunting the wrong way all these years.... lol....

     
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    he is what he says he is..... lol. I'm not looking. .. wanna volunteer? :D
     
  9. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Maybe you think he is also a US citizen?
     
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Things he does like a woman:
    • Stands
    • Walks
    • Runs
    • Rides a bike
    • Walks a dog
    • Argues
    • Has manicures, er, I mean personicures.

    Things he does like a man:
    • Wears manlike clothes somewhere between sissy for a man and butch for a woman.

    Now, think about what Mooseshelle does like a woman, and does like a man.
    The ONLY conclusion is that they are both cross-dressers.
     
  11. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Why do you think I picked "Kendra" as his future "Kaitlyn" name. Just one letter away from his origin...
     
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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Unfortunately, he is. Not for the reasons he claims. But because his mother is, and only one US parent is required, no matter where you are born.
     
  13. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    What makes you think the woman that pretends to be the biological femine half of his blood line really is.
     
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    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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