Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Another use for worn out and leaky am cans. Recycling at its best

 

My wife is gunna be so happy when she sees her Mother's Day present next year...

 

They should do this .its up for carpet munchers & pole smokers.only thing missing is a noose.

 

Before You put your Camel to Bed .. ."


Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario , says:


"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."


"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."


Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."


"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”


Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

 

The Elderly Retired Veteran With A Smart Wife

Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife,


" Honey ! Come see what I created ! It's an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration ! "
She yelled back, " Flush the toilet Herman and come eat your breakfast ! "

 

Did you hear.
TOM Brady asked Caitlin (aka Bruce Jenner out on a date)

Tom likes deflated balls

 

don't argue with SCIENCE!

 

next time a politician gets you down....this should really help....

 

English, mine is more better than yours....

 

Flyers, airheads all.

 

feeling lost? No sweat, here's a map!

 

they got the unicorns as well....