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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 5, 2015

#6981

Tully Mars, BlueDuck, natshare and 2 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

DKR a pink gun! We are keeping you!

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jul 5, 2015

#6982
T. Riley Monkey+++

Seal, 25 confirmed kills from what I read. If that is wrong I got some really bad info and I will remove the post. Should have checked it out better. Just liked the story.

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Jul 5, 2015

#6983
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Ganado said: ↑

DKR a pink gun! We are keeping you!
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I put those in just 4 you! Don't matter the color of the weapon, what comes out of the barrel is just as lethal....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6984
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Waaay back in the day...

Today, we are just a tad bit louder....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6985

Tully Mars likes this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Armor is good, but nothing is - completely 'safe'.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6986
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

and sometimes, it just all seems way too familiar....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6987

Tully Mars likes this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6988
ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Big Momma Thump can get your attention, but so can an A-10.

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Jul 6, 2015

#6989
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

hard to say what the future will look like...might be big,

might be small.

But some poor bastard is still going to have to walk there....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jul 6, 2015

#6990

Tully Mars and Yard Dart like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Which blaster do you own? Lol

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jul 6, 2015

#6991
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Ganado said: ↑

Which blaster do you own? Lol

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"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2015

#6992

Ganado, Tully Mars and kellory like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

Which blaster do you own? Lol

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Why, a pan-galatic-gargle-blaster, of course.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jul 6, 2015

#6993

Ganado likes this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2015

#6994

stg58, Gator 45/70, tbf8170 and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2015

#6995

stg58, Ganado, Gator 45/70 and 5 others like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Yes. Complete confiscation.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jul 6, 2015

#6996
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

kellory said: ↑

Yes. Complete confiscation.
Click to expand...

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2015

#6997

Gator 45/70 and 3M-TA3 like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Careful what you ask for......that Genie is hard of hearing.
I got a midget piano player that would knock your socks off, but do you REALLY think I asked for a 12" pianist?

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jul 6, 2015

#6998

Gator 45/70 and wagnerd like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

They can confiscate my weapons...I will give it to them one bullet at a time!!

The tree of liberty needs to be refreshed from time to time!!!!

I will stand up against tyranny....Will you?!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2015

#6999

CaboWabo5150, oldawg, Ganado and 5 others like this.
Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Currently listening to Common Sense on audible.

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jul 6, 2015

#7000

Ganado, Gator 45/70 and Brokor like this.

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