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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

BTPost said: ↑

What? No Gun...
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wrong thread there BT.... but she does have a double barrel

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jun 14, 2015

#6801

kellory likes this.
Ganado Monkey+++

*gag* that bacon bra was grosssssss

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jun 14, 2015

#6802

Yard Dart likes this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jun 14, 2015

#6803

Tully Mars, CaboWabo5150, Gator 45/70 and 3 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Ganado said: ↑

*gag* that bacon bra was grosssssss
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Everything goes better with bacon......

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jun 14, 2015

#6804

Tully Mars, 3M-TA3 and Ganado like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

*gag* that bacon bra was grosssssss
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It was raw when she put it on.....she's that hot!

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 14, 2015

#6805

Tully Mars, BlueDuck, Cruisin Sloth and 1 other person like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Yard Dart said: ↑

Everything goes better with bacon......
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Facepalm [emoji12] lol

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jun 14, 2015

#6806

3M-TA3 and Yard Dart like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Happy 240th Birthday U.S. Army!!!!

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jun 14, 2015

#6807

Sassenach, Tully Mars, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

Everything goes better with bacon......
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Oink, oink!!!

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jun 14, 2015

#6808

Yard Dart likes this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jun 14, 2015

#6809

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, Ganado and 2 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Jun 14, 2015

#6810

Gator 45/70, Ganado, 3M-TA3 and 1 other person like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

Freedom can be a place you move to. God Bless Texas. Our Governor is no fool.

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No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Jun 15, 2015

#6811

Tully Mars, Gator 45/70, Ganado and 1 other person like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

...and from Houston

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Jun 17, 2015

#6812

Gator 45/70, Yard Dart, Ganado and 1 other person like this.
T. Riley Monkey+++

On a more serious note, Texas is drounding. Bolivar, were the bay now meets the sea. I eat here often. And, it's still raining.

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Jun 17, 2015

#6813
T. Riley Monkey+++

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Jun 17, 2015

#6814

Tully Mars, BlueDuck, Gator 45/70 and 5 others like this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jun 18, 2015

#6815

vonslob, Sassenach, Tully Mars and 7 others like this.
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

BTW, that is not a selfie!

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Jun 18, 2015

#6816

Tully Mars, natshare, Ganado and 1 other person like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

chelloveck said: ↑

BTW, that is not a selfie!
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Good defense...no woman would be caught dead near that guy....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 18, 2015

#6817
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

kellory said: ↑

Good defense...no woman would be caught dead near that guy....
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Probably more reliable than a purity pledge too.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Jun 18, 2015

#6818
Ganado Monkey+++

chelloveck said: ↑

BTW, that is not a selfie!
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*wink wink* sure it's not a selfish chell.

I'm still puzzled by what the vacuum cleaner does. Enlightened me please?

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Jun 18, 2015

#6819
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

It sucks....duh!

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jun 18, 2015

#6820

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