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Wildbilly Monkey+++

hot diggity said: ↑

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I'm gonna assume that the 5-second rule doesn't apply here, and go with 0%.

Wildbilly, Mar 20, 2025 at 22:44

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hot diggity, Mar 21, 2025 at 7:56

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hot diggity, Mar 21, 2025 at 7:57

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hot diggity, Mar 21, 2025 at 7:57

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Wildbilly said: ↑

I'm gonna assume that the 5-second rule doesn't apply here, and go with 0%.
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Same for me. Avoidance is the best policy here.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Mar 21, 2025 at 9:19

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Mar 21, 2025 at 11:22

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Mar 21, 2025 at 11:24

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Mar 21, 2025 at 11:25

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Mar 21, 2025 at 11:27

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Wildbilly Monkey+++

OldDude49 said: ↑

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Bet she had it set to vibrate mode, or maybe trying to smuggle it into a jail/prison.

Wildbilly, Mar 21, 2025 at 11:34

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Wildbilly said: ↑

Bet she had it set to vibrate mode, or maybe trying to smuggle it into a jail/prison.
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I wonder if she hid the charger too.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Mar 21, 2025 at 12:37

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johnbb Monkey+++

Heard of some one talking out their ass but never vagina --that's a new one on me

johnbb, Mar 21, 2025 at 13:26

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

I've heard of "butt dialing", but now "p***y dialing"?

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Mar 21, 2025 at 14:12

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

OldDude49 said: ↑

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This was not a genuine news item but just another piece of junk news from WNDR, whose disclaimer notes that the site's content is "satirical" and "fictional."

The photograph included with the story does not show a woman named Salma Briant but rather Kiersten Pyke, who filed a lawsuit against actor Tom Sizemore alleging that he had molested her when she was 11 years old...

This 'article' shows up on a massive number of different websites as 'news'.

This should be a cautionary tell on Fake News - it is everywhere.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 21, 2025 at 14:18

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No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

T. Riley, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:35

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:40

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:40

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:41

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:41

#66199

OldDude49, Cruisin Sloth, Seawolf1090 and 1 other person like this.
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Mar 21, 2025 at 17:41

#66200

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