Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

"We were going through stuff in my grandparent's garage and i found a paper with stuff from funny church bulletins noted down.

I've copied it down as follows:

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.
2. Thursday night potlucks supper. prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of REV And Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday the ladies lurgigy society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the little mother's Club all wishing to become little mothers. Please see the minister in his study.
10. This being Easter Sunday we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close with little drops of water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come for it and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" come early and listen to our choir practice."

 

That is not at all true. “Single malt” is not unique to Scotland or scotch whisky. There are American single malts; Stranahans, Balcones, FEW, Westland, Courage and Conviction, to name a few and the ATF TTB recognized American Single Malt as an official category of whiskey in the US this past January. There are great Japanese single malts such as some from Suntory, Nikki Coffey, etc. Israeli M&H. Taiwanese KaVaLan. Many Indian single malts; Paul John, Amrut, . Many Irish single malts as well from Redbreast, Bushmills, Sexton, Buskers, Midleton and 3 dozen more.

I have dozens of single malts whiskeys including all those mentioned above and more that are not Scotch whiskys.

The term single malt means the whiskey/whisky came from a single distillery and it was made from just 100% malted barley. In some countries such as Ireland and Scotland, it also had to be distilled in a pot still but other countries, such as the US, India, Japan, etc. have no still requirements and hybrid or Coffey/column stills are quite acceptable. Some countries also have max proof distillation requirements, minimum aging requirements, barreling requirements and bottling requirements.

Cheers,
AT

 

Above is true , and I live beside one in BC .
Im a beer boy , or summer G&T for one , .
Must keep straight head to fly

 

I want this patch but will NOT buy it from Ali express!

 

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