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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Chelly, I believe you have this album marked as private, which means only you can see it. If you wish us to see anything in it, the album needs to be marked public.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 25, 2015

#6541
Ganado Monkey+++

kellory said: ↑

Chelly, I believe you have this album marked as private, which means only you can see it. If you wish us to see anything in it, the album needs to be marked public.
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He's such a tease... Puts up a pick no one can see

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 26, 2015

#6542
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

He's such a tease... Puts up a pick no one can see
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Ma'am, chelly owns stock in an eye bleach factory. Some of his pics have caused sudden and voluntary blindness. You have been warned.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 26, 2015

#6543

Tully Mars, Yard Dart, Ganado and 4 others like this.
Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

And it's Crown Royal for me!

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell

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Brokor, Apr 26, 2015

#6544

Yard Dart and Gator 45/70 like this.
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

kellory said: ↑

Chelly, If you wish us to see anything in it, .
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What you mean us?

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Apr 26, 2015

#6545

Tully Mars, Yard Dart, Ganado and 1 other person like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

What you mean us?
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Chelly in a skirt....how bad could it really be?

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 26, 2015

#6546

Ganado likes this.
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

kellory said: ↑

Chelly in a skirt....how bad could it really be?
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Three monkeys for me.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Apr 26, 2015

#6547

Tully Mars, chelloveck and Ganado like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

Three monkeys for me.
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“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 26, 2015

#6548
Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. " -- J. Krishnamurti
“The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it.” -- George Orwell

Consider supporting Survivalmonkey.com by becoming a Site Supporter.

"Without Prejudice" [UCC 1-308, 1-103] All Rights Reserved and Explicitly Claimed.

Brokor, Apr 26, 2015

#6549

natshare, gunbunny, Gator 45/70 and 1 other person like this.
BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Ahhhh... " Corn Dogs taste very good."

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Apr 26, 2015

#6550

Tully Mars likes this.
HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

She's not a real Red Head!

Been there, done that,

HK_User, Apr 26, 2015

#6551

gunbunny likes this.
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Black fingernail polish always looks nasty, even on young attractive women?

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Apr 26, 2015

#6552

Tully Mars and Ganado like this.
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

She's going to harf on that .

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Apr 26, 2015

#6553

gunbunny likes this.
gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

My new favorite!

"It's always a good sign when people feel the need to mask their faces when acting under the color of law"- DeadFred on Zerohedge.com, September 2013
"There is nothing -- and then there is nothing -- and still there is nothing and then suddenly everything is made out of knives and the world becomes completely insane." cougar_w on Zerohedge.com, June 2014
"...regulations have sometimes been well meaning but often designed specifically as a barrier to competition by special interests who helped write the rules."- Carl Popper on Zerohedge.com, November 2013

gunbunny, Apr 27, 2015

#6554

Ganado likes this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Hmm the Green Fairy...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 27, 2015

#6555
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

ahh, Absinthe makes the mind go yonder.

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Apr 27, 2015

#6556
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

gunbunny said: ↑

My new favorite!
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Um....does one drink it...or dab it on one's cheeks as an aftershave??

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 27, 2015

#6557

Gray Wolf, Ganado, Tully Mars and 2 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Apr 28, 2015

#6558

Motomom34, tbf8170, Ganado and 2 others like this.
Ganado Monkey+++

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Uhhh I wouldn't take the gum back either.... But *hands yard dart used gum* thanks! =)

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 28, 2015

#6559
Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Are those all Glocks?
How much for just the Dog??

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 28, 2015

#6560

Motomom34, madmax, jab73180 and 2 others like this.

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