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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

DarkLight said: ↑

Damn that's a strong gutter!!!
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Take a closer look, that is no gutter.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 21, 2015

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

umm where's the tags?.... errm never mind...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 21, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Ganado said: ↑

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No...not today....it might seem a peculiar thing for a bloke to do

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 22, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

kellory said: ↑

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If in a tree...It's probably better paying attention to the game than one's god....but that's just me.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 22, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Ganado said: ↑

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I cannot "like" this pic as It would be a gross violation of my Man card. However, the wife did save it to the pic file..

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 22, 2015

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Ganado Monkey+++

So Mars.... There is just no forum for 'men with kilts' =)

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 22, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

So Mars.... There is just no forum for 'men with kilts' =)
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Actually, there are several Scots about on this forum. (This discussion has come up before). I am entitled to wear two of the plaids, myself. (Note: the Plaids are NOT the mark of the families, except by default. The pattern is the mark of the Weaver.)

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 22, 2015

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

I can wear, either Erskine, or Gordon, Plaids... and have both, including all the Family Accruements, for either Clan.... Father was a Gordon, and Mom was an Erskine... both lines go directly back to the Old Country......

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Apr 22, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

BTPost said: ↑

I can wear, either Erskine, or Gordon, Plaids... and have both, including all the Family Accruements, for either Clan.... Father was a Gordon, and Mom was an Erskine... both lines go directly back to the Old Country......
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MacAndersons, and macLoeds (sp) here.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 22, 2015

#6489
Ganado Monkey+++

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 22, 2015

#6490

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

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Since when is George Carlin, an ugly little yellow guy? Hmmm?

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 22, 2015

#6491
Ganado Monkey+++

kellory said: ↑

Since when is George Carlin, an ugly little yellow guy? Hmmm?
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Ugly? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... =)

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 22, 2015

#6492
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Ganado said: ↑

Ugly? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... =)
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Then you must get stung a lot. Those suckers are ugly. Might be a form of anaphylactic shock.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Apr 22, 2015

#6493

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Ganado Monkey+++

I think they are funny and I Iaugh when I look at them.

And on a side note; if women were as hung up on ugly as much as some men.... Many men would be celebate.... It's a good thing women are designed to look for things other than beauty in a man. =) like nice kilts

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 22, 2015

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

Glad I am not the only one who has been frustrated....

stg58, Apr 22, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Ganado said: ↑

So Mars.... There is just no forum for 'men with kilts' =)
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Formally you may address me as Laird Mars of the Stewart and Fletcher clans, Although Laird Tully has a better ring to it IMHO

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 23, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 23, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 23, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Forgive me if this was posted earlier, but it REALLY fits how I'm feeling today

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Apr 23, 2015

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Ganado Monkey+++

Tully Mars said: ↑

Formally you may address me as Laird Mars of the Stewart and Fletcher clans, Although Laird Tully has a better ring to it IMHO
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Lol I don't address anyone as laird until I see the color of their kilt. No pic... No proof. =)

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Apr 23, 2015

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