Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

A man owned a small farm in Australia.
The Fair Work Australia Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the rep.
“Well,” replied the farmer, “There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.
He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday.”
“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board.
She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.”
“Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
“That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit,”
says the agent.
“That would be me,” replied the farmer.

 

we did it all the time in order to go to the corner store and buy candy