Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

My middle name! And yes, I grew up hearing the tired old "Lancealot" joke.

 

Government robbery at it's finest. And I'd bet it all went to Ukraine, with ten percent funneled back to "The Big Guy"!

 

Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters: "Mele Kalikimaka" - YouTube

for your Christmas enjoyment.

 

While it does seem like a huge tax payment, it's not nearly as big as it seems. Lottery winnings of that size are generally "take half now (less taxes at current rates)", or "get the full amount paid out evenly over the next twenty years (less taxes in effect in each of those years)". Most people take the 50% now option. So, it's really $1.02 billion reduced by $392 million, which is 38.43%. Still a lot, but not nearly as bad as it appears.

Personally, I wouldn't turn it down.

Also, Merry Christmas to the Monkeys!

 

IMO the winnings should not be taxed --lottery players take the risk, the government takes no risk and gets a big pay out every time

 

Made me smile

 

It’s OK Biden. We know they are back here again.

 

Some days....ys just gotta stretch

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RyOIOmIK_Y4?t=4&feature=share

 

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said,
“All of you sons of btches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of btches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The mother went nuts and told her son,
“We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
“All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”

She hears the little boy continue,
“For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added,
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“For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b***h in the kitchen.”

 

Speaking of gas

Commercial Budweiser Farting horse this is funny